Ninja Morphsuit Costume

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morph suit and come dressed as a Ninja and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you all may want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Red

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Purple

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Black

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Green

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Blue

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Ice Scraper Keyring

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Winter is definitely here which means higher fuel bills, possible snow falls and frosty windscreens in the morning! Armed with de-icer spray (or not) you proceed to wipe Jack Frost off the car windows. Easy enough with a normal sized scraper however what about wing mirrors? They don't escape the frost yet very importantly need scraping too and a larger scraper is often too big to clear the whole surface. Enter the Ice scraper Keyring! Hang it on your keyring with your car keys and it will always be to hand. Better than looking around for the scraper hidden somewhere in the car on those chilly mornings. Plus it's a much more efficient and practical solution to using your credit card to clear the snow. This is a brilliant car accessory that should stay in the car or on your keyring all year round!

Fart Fan

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Do you work with people whose evening meals are often reverberated around the office the next day? Hot curries, sprouts, beans, too much lager or all of the above are causes for appalling smells the following morning. Then chances are, you have at least one co-worker with a tendency to ‘let one go’ at the office. It’s not exactly a fun time, especially when said fart ‘lingers’… Even in bed, it’s not beyond any man to drop an SBD (silent but deadly) at any given time… This is why everyone should always carry on them a Fart Fan! Perfect for emergency fart displacements, using the most up-to-date fart wafting technology (a fan), blow those suckers away and carry on as if nothing had ever happened! (You could even direct them at somebody else!). The Fart Fan is a hard, red plastic fan. The handle is in the shape of a cartoon-like character holding the fan in his hands above his head. Ideal for the long suffering who put up with insufferable flatulence at home or work. Let's face it, some people never grow up and tire of fart gags, particularly when it comes to their own - "Core that was good one - deserves a score of 10/10"!

Money Notepad

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Wouldn’t be great to be filthy rich – you know so wealthy that you can light a cigar a with a £50 note? Well this money notepad is just as good. Why not impress your friends and colleagues by taking those important notes on a £20 note! However, before you get too excited, £20 is printed on one side only with blank on the other – after all we wouldn’t want you to go breaking the law by presenting counterfeit currency at the supermarket! Made from 120gsm wood free paper with the pad comprising 100 sheets. This novelty piece of office or home statinery would make a great Christmas stocking filler or secret santa gift.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

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The Nose Gel Dispenser is revolting and hilarious in equal measure! Kids love all things repulsive and this is one way of getting the dirtiest of bodies clean! The novelty runny Nose Shower soap dispenser oozes bright green goo from the nostril. Equipped with three suction caps that will stick to tiles, glass and any smooth surface, simply squeeze! Yuck! Easy to fill too - unscrew the cap on the back and fill with the gel provided. Once you've finished the included gel, top up with any liquid soap or gel. Makes a great house-warming present or Christmas stocking filler. Great way to freak out friends who visit. Put it in the downstairs loo and see what your guests reactions will be!  

Baldy 039;s Buffer

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Baldies - keep that bonce gleaming clean with this Baldy's Buffer. This is a great novelty gift for the follickly challenged who may be losing their hair and is entertaining the idea of buying a sirrup to cover up / compensate! Make that person embrace their pattern baldness. Alternatively, if he's proud to be a slap-head, then this won't offend at all - because bald is beautiful. Just ask any famous personage - Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart or even those guys from Right Said Fred! Either way, this makes a great Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa.  

Desktop Skip

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Need to get your desktop at home or in the office looking neater? We're not talking about your computer desktop either but the space (or lack of space) surrounding it. This useful desktop skip can be used as a desk tidy or a bin. Store pens, pencils, post-its, sweets, loose change, M&Ms - anything that needs to be within easy reach. Or treat it like a rubbish skip, after all turning around and shying stuff in the floor bin from the comfort of your office chair can be a bit hit and miss sometimes. The Desktop Skip makes a great place to "file-away" any unwanted correspondence, unfavourable spreadsheets -  anything that deserves the "rubbish" treatment. Comes in bright yellow so it can't be missed! Whatever it is used for, either way it will help you organise and keep your desk in a respectable condition! Traditional office stationery was never like this! Mini skip ideal for the desk top at home or in the office In bright yellow in traditional rubbish skip shape Use as a desk tidy for essentials or as a waste paper bin Made from lightweight ABS plastic - no crane needed to lift! Dimensions: Length: 175mm; Width: 120mm; Depth: 80mm

Eggsplosion Egg Cups

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Line up your toast soldiers alongside this unique Grenade Egg Cup and you're fully armed for the day. OK, it may seem the daily rat-race can be a bit of a warzone sometimes, however these Grenade Egg Cups, holding two soft boiled eggs accompanied by a battalion of dunking soldiers will at least have you winning the battle! In military green with "radioactive material" symbol on each, they're made from durable stoneware, however we would recommend that you handwash only. So don't pull the pin on the day just yet - things may improve once you've conquered your breakfast! Two egg cups in the shape of a hand grenade In military green with "radioactive material" symbol on each Great novelty gift idea set - perfect if he's into all things military Two soft boiled eggs and toast soldiers; start the day with a bang Made from durable stoneware - handwash only

Bullshit Button

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Put an end to all those excuses and obvious lies with the Bullshit Button. Let’s face it, no office (or indeed home) should be without. For instance, “my cat’s just had puppies”, “the dog ate my homework”, “I have to attend an aunt’s funeral” – yeah, right, what a coincidence that everyone else that day had the same excuse when there is a football international on! Of course there is always the nonsensical management speak such as “let’s think outside the box” or even “the cheque is in the post”. The Bullshit Button is basically an alert button with a loud built-in speaker and red light that illuminates with a bullshit response. It will alert with one of 5 following responses: Oh come on now, that ain' t even bullshit, that's horse shit. (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert. (Beep) That was bullshit. (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions. (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5 It even has a convenient Velcro backing which means you can attach to it your car and use in response to back-seat drivers. Remember, sh*t can stick – even bullsh*t! Perfect novelty gift for work colleagues, mates and family or anyone you may suspect is talking a load of cobblers!

Whoopee Cushion Keyring

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A lot of people out there enjoy a good Fart Gag. And nothing does this better than a Whoopee Cushion. If your sense of humour is that way inclined, now you can carry around your very own handy and compact Whoopee Cushion along with your keys. Battery operated, this Whoopee Cushion keyfob makes three disgusting fart souds when pressed - perfect thing to play jokes on unsuspecting friends and colleagues. Comes with a keychain and ring, and is the keyring to slip all your house, car, bike, work or shed keys onto well.

Smurfs Book Ends

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Remember The Smurfs? Would you believe they’ve been around for over fifty years? Now these blue little cuties are taking the shape of very helpful book ends! Practical, decorative and fun, each Smurf will keep you’re books neat and tidy whether you’re six or sixty! Sold as a pair, they’re made from polyresin making tem strong and durable. They even feature a metal base which scoops under books for extra support. Novelty bookends sold as a pair - official Smurfs Merchandise Each one features a metal base which scoops under books for extra support Dimensions: Height: 18cm; Width:9 cm; Length: 16 cm Perfect for a kids big and small Comes gift boxed  

Patch the Interactive Dog

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Patch the Talking Dog is the hilarious and innovative mobile phone/MP3 speaker with a difference! Guaranteed to keep you smiling through those long phone calls, liven things up by putting a face to the voice: An adorable animated puppy, watch his movements synchronise with the person you are talking to!  Simply plug the dog into any phone that uses the headphone jack and watch Patch speak! He will also dance and sing along to the music being pumped out from your MP3 player so just plug him in to see him boogie!

Slam Pickmaster Plectrum Punch

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How cool is this? This "make your own" plectrum "thingmajig" device is a must have for guitar heroes or guitar wannabe heroes. Whether you're a private Jimi Hendrix who only allows your bedroom walls to hear you strum or a fully fledged pro, Pickmaster will keep you in the best and baddest plectrums for as long as you like. What the Pickmaster allows you to do is make plectrums out of any old card you no longer use. Whether its an old loyalty card for a store you no longer need or an out of date credit card, simply slide it into Pickmaster (works the same way as a paper hole punch), give it a push and "voila", you have yourself a completely original plectrum all of your very own in the traditional shape "of 351" guitar picks. Plus, slide it in at the right angle and you can make your name appear on the plectrum itself. How cool is that? Don't answer that. You don't need to.

Fairground Coin Pusher

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A classic game, the Fairground Coin Pusher has fascinated onlookers for years in the travelling fairs and arcades around the country, and is now brought to you in a miniature version so you can play it at home! It provides all the excitement, frustration and reward of its 'big brother', even coming complete with an anti-tilt mechanism to stop those trying to cheat the game! Seemingly easy at first, this game will keep you hooked as you grow increasingly frustrated with the difficult job of getting those pennies to drop off the shelves, down into the chute and into your pockets, or if you're just like us, straight back into the machine!

Bob The Bog Brush

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You've heard of toilet humour well here is a jokesy yet practical solution to cleaning the Loo. Bob the Bog Brush is a toilet brush with a personality. Stick poor old Bob down the bowl and swish around for a nice bright pan! And depending on the condition of your toilet, it's bound to be a hair-raising experience (at least for Bob anyway). Novelty toilet brush cleaner with floor stand Makes a great house-warming present A perfect bit of toilet humour Ideal for student households A quirky bathroom accessory