Duck with a Dick

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The bath is a place to get clean, however whatever gets submerged isn't always squeeky clean - and we're not just talking about a muddy personage who's just had a messy game of football either. This bathtime Duck with a Dick is an adult's only toy designed for the big kid! This is a rude take on the classic yellow rubber duck, so no mixing it up with kids' bath toys. If it's tricky to keep hidden, the "pecker" is detachable and can be brought out when the bathroom becomes a kids free zone. As can be seen, this feathered friend's dangling bit is definitely out of all proportion to its size. How many men can boast this? The traditional rubber duckie was never like this! Classic yellow bathtime duck with a detachable penis! Duck has an unfeesibly large willie that floats under water The Duck with a Dick measures approx 9 cm x 12 cm x 8 cm Makes a great adults only bath toy for the big kid Perfect gift for a hen do or secret santa!  

Zippo Brushed Chrome Lighter

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles and looks and are designed to reflect the personality of its user. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, this Brushed Chrome Lighter features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case with flint wheel ignition and oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable cigarette lighter. Famous windproof lighter from the iconic Zippo In stunning brushed chrome effect Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Extremely reliable - comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Features the characteristic flip-top with wheel ignition on a rectangular case. Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm

Zippo Polished Chrome Lighter

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles and looks and are designed to reflect the personality of its user. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, this Polished Chrome Lighter features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case with flint wheel ignition and oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable cigarette lighter. Famous windproof lighter from the iconic Zippo In stunning polished chrome Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Extremely reliable - comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Features the characteristic flip-top with wheel ignition on a rectangular case. Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm

Zippo Hand Warmer

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The people who brought the iconic, windproof lighter to the world has come up with something to keep those mits warm and toastie on cold winter days. The Zippo Hand Warmer. Basically it’s like having a mini radiator in your pocket, giving lovely heat without a flame. How does it work? It couldn’t be easier. Simply remove the lid, light the burner, wait for the indicator bar to turn red (remember, there's no flame), place it back into the protective warming bag (supplied). Then place into your pocket followed by your cold handies. Result? Lovely warm hands. Beautifully crafted just as you’d expect from Zippo, the Zippo Hand warmer products up to ten times more head than other hand warmers and lasts up to 12 hours with a single filling of lighter fuel. Perfect for campers, mountain climbers, gardeners, ramblers, football fans (gets pretty chilly in the stands or on the terraces) – anyone who spends a lot of time outdoors, all weathers! Great for bonfire night or New Year's Eve if you're out watching the fireworks. Pocket handwarmer from the makers of the windproof lighter, Zippo Thin and easy to cary: Dimensions: Width: 6.6cm; Height:10cm;Depth 1.5cm Provides flameless radiant heat for up to 12 hours; 10 times hotter than other handwarmers With convenient filler cup and warming bag. Fuel not included Reusable (except for the burner) and virtually pollution free. Low odor Comes with one year's warranty Please note: Lighter fuel not included  

Zippo Jack Daniels Lighter Flask Gift Set

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles and looks and are designed to reflect the personality of its user. This Jack Daniels Lighter & Flask Gift Set makes an ideal gift for any fan of the famous Tennesee Whiskey as both Zippo lighter and hip flask are laser and rotary engraved with Jack Daniel's name & old No. 7 logo. This fantastic smoker's gift set includes an embossed stainless steel flask which holds 3.3 fluid ounces. Its smooth design encompasses a captive top to prevent loss and is made with seamless construction. This is complemented by the highly polish chrome Zippo lighter, made famous by its one handed flip-top design and wheel ignition. Famous windproof cigarette lighter from the iconic Zippo Lighter Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Zippo lighter comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Handy hip flask holds 3.3 fl oz; with captive top to prevent loss

Ebony Lighter with Zippo Logo

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles and looks and are designed to reflect the personality of its user. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, this Ebony Lighter with Zippo Logo, features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case with flint wheel ignition and oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable cigarette lighter. Famous windproof lighter from the iconic Zippo In a smooth black with Zippo logo Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Extremely reliable - comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Features the characteristic flip-top with wheel ignition on a rectangular case. Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm

Purple Matte Lighter with Zippo Logo

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles and looks and are designed to reflect the personality of its user. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, this Purple Matte Lighter with Zippo Logo, features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case with wheel ignition and oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable cigarette lighter. Famous windproof lighter from the iconic Zippo In a smooth purple powder purple matte finish Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Extremely reliable - comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Features the characteristic flip-top with wheel ignition on a rectangular case. Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm

Zippo X Ray Skull Lighter in Black Matte

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles and looks and are designed to reflect the personality of its user. And if you know a smoker with an edgy sense of urban style, this cigarette lighter is perfect. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, it features the characteristic flip-top and wheel ignition   oozes class every time. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable cigarette lighter. Famous windproof lighter from the iconic Zippo In black matte and displaying colourful x-ray skull motiff Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Extremely reliable - comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Features the characteristic flip-top and wheel ignition on a rectangular case. Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors.

Zippo British Bulldog Emblem Lighter

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles and looks and are designed to reflect the personality of its user. And if you know someone who is fiercely patriotic then this Zippo Cigarette lighter makes a perfect smokers gift. In brushed chrome effect and featuring the no nonsense stance of the British Bulldog, this British Bulldog Emblem Lighter is ideal for engraving and perfect for collectors of "Bulldog" themed items. Famous windproof lighter from the iconic Zippo Features the patriotic British Bulldog emblem and Union Jack flag With a brushed chrome effect - it is ideal for engraving. Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm Extremely reliable - comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case. Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions - Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x Width: 1cm

Inflatable Cock Fighting Set

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Want to challenge your mate to a duel? Then reach for these Inflatable Willies. Now these give a whole new dimension to the phrase of “pork sword”. These inflatable willies are ideal for boys nights in, stag dos and anywhere there is more testosterone than sense flying around. Simply blow it up, strap it around your waist and away you go. Rules of the game? There are no rules except that bragging about the size of one’s manhood is not permitted. After all, both Willies are the same size so both opponents are on even footing. Willy Wars will finally decide who is Alpha Male! It’s Cock Fighting at its literal, base meaning! Incidentally no poultry was harmed in the making of this product! Pack contains two inflatable giant Willies with velcro fastening Ideal for boys nights in - sorts out who really is Alpha Male Simply blow up strap on around the waist and get fighting A great gift for the Groom on his Stag night Very rude and very funny

Saucy Charades Adult Game

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That old party favourite Charades now comes in a naughtier, risque version! Ideal for Dinner parties, Anniversary parties or Valentine’s Day dinners, Saucy Charades Adult Game is the ultimate “Act n Titter Game”. This hilarious adult party game is packed with innuendo and double meaning. Like the normal, “cleaner” charades, each team take it in turns to act and guess a whole host of fun and suggestive mimes… you’ll soon have everyone in fits of laughter. Plus, you can never be sure what is coming next! One moment you’ll be “STUFFING THE TURKEY”, the next you’re “SLIPPING DOWN A FIREMAN’S POLE” or maybe even “WINNING A BOOBY PRIZE!” It’s a game as saucy as your imagination, so we wouldn’t advise you play it with your granny! For 3+ Players. Contents : Saucy Charades Adult Game Two packs of Saucy Charades cards Dot to Dot Score Pad Timer Pencils and rules

Spa Hot Rocks Hot Stone Therapy

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Just visited a health spa and you want to replicate some of that delicious pampering at home? Or is the idea of spending loads of money to de-stress that aching body of yours going to cause more pain? Indulge yourself in some Hot Stone Therapy with these Spa Hot Rocks. Stone Therapy is the application of stones in a thermo-therapeutic massage. This is an age old therapy dating back 5000 years. When heated, the rocks penetrate the muscles and ease tension. The cool stones sooth inflammation. When hot and cold are alternated, the circulation is stimulated, thereby assisting the body in self-healing.  The weight of the rocks being accepted by the skin and the muscles has an effect completely unlike a 'normal' hot/cold treatment. Use the hot rocks to relax, ease muscular aches and pains, relieve stress, tension and anxiety, combat insomnia and depression. The Spa Rocks comes with easy to follow instructions, with three of the nine rocks in the pouch engraved with “Body”, “Relax” and “Soul”. To use, remove the stones from the velvet bag and place in a pot of water; bring them to the boil and then carefully remove the rocks from the water and dry and place on a towel. To test the temperature, carefully touch each stone; when they feel warm and hot to the touch place the stones as per the instructions provided for either back, shoulder, feet or arm relief.Why not create your own pampering experience for your beloved as a birthday, Anniversary or Valentine’s Day treat?  Or why not indulge them after a long, stressful day at work? This is not just a homeopathic remedy – it’s a romantic pampering gift that just keeps on giving.So, what do you get? Hot Stone Massage - Spa Hot Rocks One velvet pouch filled with 9 smooth, tactile black stones. Pouch will either be black or red in colour; we cannot guarantee which colour is supplied. Stones comprises 3 x Larger engraved stones and 6 x Smaller stone 1 x Set of instructions  

Lovers Body Pen Set

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If you’re planning a night in on your Anniversary or Valentine’s Day, then why not top off your romantic dinner with some after dinner chocolates! Push aside the After Eights and indulge in a sensual, sweet adventure where you will be eating your words – LITERALLY! The Lover’s Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensual way to indulge your sweet tooth! Each pack contains one chocolate flavoured and one strawberry flavoured liquid pen! The luscious liquid is easy to apply and even easier to eat….. Using the pens is a romantic way to create fun messages that are for your partner’s eyes only! Once read, you must destroy the evidence. Do this in the most delicious way possible by slowly and sensually licking it off!! Try not to get too carried away or your partner will make you eat your own words!! Each body pen contains 40 grams of delicious strawberry or chocolate flavoured liquid which is good to eat!

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

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How are you planning to celebrate your next anniversary or Valentine’s Day? Going out for dinner? Sharing a bottle of champagne? Or perhaps you’re cooking a romantic dinner for two? How about playing cards. That’s right! These Kama Sutra Playing cards will leave your game of Gin Rummy or Black Jack positively steaming. In fact, a game of strip poker would be more appropriate! This pack of 54 standard sized playing cards feature full colour photographs of a different sexual position taken from the ancient text. For example, the Ace of Diamonds features the “Opening Flower” position; the Two of Spades shows the “Splitting the  Bamboo”. And if you're playing SNAP, remember the winner is he or she left holding all the cards! However, please be aware that these cards are necessarily explicit and those offended easily should not buy. Strictly over 18's only.

Zippo Lucky Ace Cigarette Lighter

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The Zippo Lucky Ace lighter is drop dead gorgeous lighter from the masters of mega cool, the timeless Zippo! In a cool high polish chrome finish, it features a stylish Ace of Spades motif. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, it features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case and oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable lighter. Comes with the Zippo Cigarette Lighter Lifetime Guarantee. NB: Lighter is shipped without fuel .

Zippo Black Matte Cigarette Lighter

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This lighter with a cool black matte finish comes from the masters of mega cool, the timeless Zippo! Like all Zippo windproof lighters, it features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case and oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable lighter. Comes with the Zippo Cigarette Lighter Lifetime Guarantee. NB: Lighter is shipped without lighter fuel.

Personalised Message in a Bottle

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This Personalised Message in a Bottle is a perfect way to send a truly unforgettable message. Your personalized message is written on a scroll and can be as long as you like. The scroll is then placed in a rounded corked bottle filled with sand and shells and this is beautifully presented in a stunning presentation box designed to look like a treasure chest. Whether you're telling someone you love them, thanking a friend for a special day or even inviting people round for a party this personalised message in a bottle is a truly memorable way to send you message.

Minger Power Top Trump Card Game

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Minger Power is an astounding collection of photographs following the usual 'top trumps' format. Cards have ratings of 'Special Skill', 'Style', 'Odour' and 'Ugly-O-Meter' and players are pitched against one another in a contest to see who can take all the cards from the other player. Check out Harold who has an odour of damp blankets and an overall rating of six, and Cath whose special skill is 'weasel hunting'. An entertaining, “not very nice” adult alternative to the original game sets.

Flying F *k Remote Control Toy

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Now, for the first time in human history, you can actually, really, give a Flying F#*K. And just to prove it, we've included a picutre of the remote control and a video for your viewing pleasure! The Flying F#*K is a fully remote controlled flying word. (Even though we’re not fully spelling it out, we’re sure you know exactly which word we mean). Keep the Flying F#*K on your desk at work or home and launch it into the air to astound and impress your colleagues or loved ones. Makes a brilliant Executive Toy too! Made from soft-foam and controlled by a two-channel helicopter style flight system, the Flying F#*k does exactly what it says on the box. Not merely a novelty, the Flying F#*k actually flies superbly and can be trimmed for stability and flown just like a remote controlled helicopter. You don’t just loft it up into the air, you really can properly fly the Flying F#*K! Sometimes in life, things just have to be taken literally. So now you can clearly communicate to anyone whether you do, or don’t, give a Flying F#*K. This groundbreaking airborne obscenity makes the perfect gift. Now you can proudly tell someone: "I always told you I give a Flying F#*K!” It's easy to show someone you care - give a Flying F#*k today! If your loved one is feeling neglected or you really want to impress your Boss, it’s now easy to prove to them that you really do give a Flying F#*K. So - give a Flying F#*K or don’t give a Flying F#*K - it’s up to you!

The Genie Head Massager

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Let the Genie work it's magic. In no time, you will be in absolute heavenly bliss as the weightless fingers of this massager stimulates your nerve endings and massages acupressure points on your neck, scalp and temples. A gift idea that will bring relaxation and bliss to anyone that comes in contact with this brilliant little contraption. You'll be wanting more and more!