Guinness Wings Pint Glass Tankard with Pewter Badge

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If you love imbibing Guinness, then you'll know that the iconic "black stuff" is over 250 years old! This Guinness Wings Tankard commemorates by displaying 1759 - the date Arthur Guinness opened his brewery in Dublin. Featuring the famous harp logo encassed in a pewter surround, this pint glass would make an excellent addition to your home bar and ideal 21st birthday gift. Although Guinness is enjoyed the world over, those who drink from this commemorative glass will be very special Guinness drinkers indeed! Remember, it takes 119.5 seconds to pour the perfect pint – obviously all good things can’t be rushed – so you must drink it out of a true pint glass! So raise a glass to Arthur and enjoy! Official Guinness Merchandise celebrating the style, wit and good humour of this extraordinary brand! Guinness History! Arthur Guinness started brewing ales initially in Leixlip, then at the St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland from 1759. On December 31, he signed (up to) a 9,000 year lease at £45 per annum for the unused brewery. Ten years later on 19 May 1769 Guinness exported his ale for the first time, when six and a half barrels were shipped to England. Pure Genius! The rest, as they say, is history!! It is popular with Irish people both in Ireland and abroad and is the best-selling alcoholic drink of all time in Ireland.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

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Here’s a fitting way to keep that expensive bottle of Chablis fresh. Ok, you may not put him in your priceless bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild, 1945, however this cheeky happy chappy makes a naughty addition to any home bar or kitchen. Instead of boring corks or conventional wine stoppers, the Happy Man’s massive appendage is perfect for plugging your bottles. Just pull him off when you’re thirsty. Perhaps the “largest” wine stopper in the world (no bragging!). Actually we think it’s the rudest wine stopper in the world. Made from tough materials, he features two rubber rings around his 'stopper' to give an extra tight fit. Makes a great house-warming gift, secret santa or grown up Christmas stocking filler. Particularly funny when serving wine for that “serious” occasion - entertaining the boss, your maiden aunt or in-laws. Pulling him off the neck of the Merlot would certainly change the mood of the evening, one way or another.

Guinness World Records Paper Plane Challenge Set

Once, making paper planes were the preserve of mischievous schoolchildren and bored office workers. Now it’s a highly respected pursuit – even those people down at Guinness World Records have acknowledged the importance and relevance of this endeavour. So now it’s time to get your get your party off to a flying start with this great, record-breaking set from Guinness World Records. The Guinness World Records Paper Plane Challenge will whip party guests into a folding frenzy as they compete to build the most effective paper plane. The set contains sixteen pre-scored sheets of paper which will create either a high speed, a duration, a long-distance or a precision flyer. There are three different world records to be broken and details of each can be found on the Guinness World Records official guidelines cards. Full folding instructions are also included. The Guinness World Records Paper Plane Challenge makes a great holiday season party game and gift however you may just be tempted to purchase it for your own party! Packaged in a convenient, brightly coloured gift box, the Paper Plane Challenge will appeal to all ages. No prior skills are needed so even if you don’t break the record you’re guaranteed a whole lot of fun along the way. Why not upload your attempts to www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Challengers where you can rate other videos, earn points and win prizes! Much more interesting than boring old charades at family gatherings.

Science Museum Waterball

Walking on water? That's so passé. The Waterball from the Science Museum is the ultimate beach ball that floats and "bounces" on water and instantly puts all other swimming pool and beach activities in the shade. With a lycra skin (like a diver's suit) it can be skimmed a long way across the water like a stone, providing you're able to put the effort into a good throw! Heard of Barnes Wallis and his bouncing bombs developed for the Dambuster raids? Well, this little bouncing sphere works much the same way, but is a lot less destructive. NB: Colour may vary.Made from polyurethane with a Lycra coating.

Ninja Morphsuit Costume

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morph suit and come dressed as a Ninja and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you all may want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Red

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Purple

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Black

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Green

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Morphsuit Costume in Blue

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  Wanna be a hit at the next party, stag weekend or general night out? Don a Morphsuit and see what the response from fellow revellers will be. Who knows, you may all want to wear one! The Morphsuit is a full high quality lyrca suit with a two way fastening zip at the back of the suit, enabling the hood to be unzipped and tucked into the body – basically it covers your whole bod - from top to toe – hands, face and feet! Amazingly enough, you can see, breathe and even drink whilst wearing your Morphsuit, although we wouldn’t recommend you drive or partake in any competitive sport, however dancing the night away is definitely an option! With 78% vision, you can see out but people can’t see in! What do you wear underneath we hear you ask? Nothing except a pair of pants, although we wouldn't recommend a baggy pair as these will appear lumpy! The Morphsuit is specially designed with a double zip which finishes right at the top of your head for easy access in and out of the suit! So if you’re going to party on your own, you can zip yourself up for maximum impact on arrival. And although they’re body hugging, you don’t have to have the “body-beautiful” to wear one as they’re all about fun. OK, you may not have the physique of Peter Parker aka Spiderman, but who cares – it’s you daring to wear and not anyone else! For those incurable party animals, the Morphsuit can be worn again and again. In other words it can be washed, although we recommend handwash in cold water and then line dry. If things get messy in your original suit then chuck it in the washing machine on the lowest heat, with a bit of fabric conditioner. Please do not bleach, tumble dry or iron. This is a great costume idea for any occasion. Whether it’s a fancy dress party, stag night or weekend, a group of mates attending a Football or Rugby match, music festival or even Halloween, the Morph suit can be worn on any occasion. You could even wear a morph suit to impress the girl of your dreams, like ITV's dating show, "Take Me Out" participate Charlie who wooed the ladies in a Morph suit! Basically this fancy dress costume can be dressed up with any accessory - wig, boots, hat, props, feather boa - anything. Be whoever you want to be! Made from 100% Lycra. Fabric blend: 91 Polyester; 9% Spandex Size: The costume is measured in height. A large size will fit a person between a height of 5’4” to 5’10 (164.5cm – 182.8cm) or Size 38-40 An extra large size will fit a person between a height of 5’10” to 6’3” (182.8cm – 192cm) or Size 42-44. To choose a size, please select one of the options above.  

Ice Scraper Keyring

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Winter is definitely here which means higher fuel bills, possible snow falls and frosty windscreens in the morning! Armed with de-icer spray (or not) you proceed to wipe Jack Frost off the car windows. Easy enough with a normal sized scraper however what about wing mirrors? They don't escape the frost yet very importantly need scraping too and a larger scraper is often too big to clear the whole surface. Enter the Ice scraper Keyring! Hang it on your keyring with your car keys and it will always be to hand. Better than looking around for the scraper hidden somewhere in the car on those chilly mornings. Plus it's a much more efficient and practical solution to using your credit card to clear the snow. This is a brilliant car accessory that should stay in the car or on your keyring all year round!

Fart Fan

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Do you work with people whose evening meals are often reverberated around the office the next day? Hot curries, sprouts, beans, too much lager or all of the above are causes for appalling smells the following morning. Then chances are, you have at least one co-worker with a tendency to ‘let one go’ at the office. It’s not exactly a fun time, especially when said fart ‘lingers’… Even in bed, it’s not beyond any man to drop an SBD (silent but deadly) at any given time… This is why everyone should always carry on them a Fart Fan! Perfect for emergency fart displacements, using the most up-to-date fart wafting technology (a fan), blow those suckers away and carry on as if nothing had ever happened! (You could even direct them at somebody else!). The Fart Fan is a hard, red plastic fan. The handle is in the shape of a cartoon-like character holding the fan in his hands above his head. Ideal for the long suffering who put up with insufferable flatulence at home or work. Let's face it, some people never grow up and tire of fart gags, particularly when it comes to their own - "Core that was good one - deserves a score of 10/10"!

3D Drawing Pad with 3D Glasses

This is perfect for doodlers everywhere whether they’re bored office workers, school children or students Give notes and sketches a new dimension - simply draw or write on this pad and view through the 3D specs provided. Instead of reaching for a post-it note or a normal shorthand pad, why not write notes for office colleagues on this 3D writing pad with a difference. Don the glasses, and the words will literally be floating off the page. The pad comprises 50 sheets so you can doodle, sketch, draw or show the kids the principle of three dimension to your heart’s content! After all, we live in a three dimensional world – why not convey that in the written word as well! Ok, you may not have the artistic ability or eye to create 3D sidewalk masterpieces, however this pad is much more fun than just a boring notebook. Makes a great Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa present for that hard to buy for office colleague.

T Shirt Graffiti Fabric Pens

Gift giving can get a little predictable sometimes – socks for dad, Bubble bath for mum, chocolates for Gran. So why not try making something instead. A personalized gift created by your fair hand would mean so much more to your loved ones. Stuck for ideas? These T-Shirt Fabric Marker pens may hold the solution. This set of eight permanent fabric markers can be used to customise any fabric with whatever design you desire. Although they work best on 100% cotton fabrics, they are appropriate to use on so many things - trainers, bags, tablecloths, bed linen and of course, T-Shirts. Once finished, the design can be fixed by ironing or simply left to dry and, after the initial first few washes in cold water, the customised clothing can be cared for as usual.Ideal for labelling garments and belongings too. The pack of eight pens include Yellow, orange, red, purple, blue, green, brown and black A great art and craft pack that will keep kids busy during the holidays and will inspire them to create Christmas presents for all the family.

Money Notepad

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Wouldn’t be great to be filthy rich – you know so wealthy that you can light a cigar a with a £50 note? Well this money notepad is just as good. Why not impress your friends and colleagues by taking those important notes on a £20 note! However, before you get too excited, £20 is printed on one side only with blank on the other – after all we wouldn’t want you to go breaking the law by presenting counterfeit currency at the supermarket! Made from 120gsm wood free paper with the pad comprising 100 sheets. This novelty piece of office or home statinery would make a great Christmas stocking filler or secret santa gift.

Velcro Knife Throwing Set

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Fancy yourself a circus performer? Now that the party season is imminent why not impress friends with the ancient of art of knife throwing. Ok, it may be a little risky, and usually takes years of perfecting a technique however you can still terrify your friends by making one of them a living target. Place the Velcro targets around your 'victim' or glamorous assistant, take aim and try to land the Velcro knives in the target. Don’t worry if you miss the first couple of times, you won’t do any permanent damage! Once you've dazzled, get everyone else to have a go. Much more interesting than a game of darts! What's in the Box? 5 x plastic knives 3 x velcro target discs 1 pair of safety glasses  

Marvin 039;s Magic Fifty Pranks To Freak Your Friends

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Love playing practical jokes on friends, family and colleagues? Inside this tin is inspiration for those of a devious, mischievous turn of mind. Fifty “professional prankster” tricks and stunts are here for the testing. Besides instructions for freaking out unsuspecting friends and family the tin also contains some invaluable bits of kit including: Ice-cube flies Scary Spider traps Computer screen cracks Amazing sponge rock Realistic coffee spill Exclusive hardback instruction book    

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

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The Nose Gel Dispenser is revolting and hilarious in equal measure! Kids love all things repulsive and this is one way of getting the dirtiest of bodies clean! The novelty runny Nose Shower soap dispenser oozes bright green goo from the nostril. Equipped with three suction caps that will stick to tiles, glass and any smooth surface, simply squeeze! Yuck! Easy to fill too - unscrew the cap on the back and fill with the gel provided. Once you've finished the included gel, top up with any liquid soap or gel. Makes a great house-warming present or Christmas stocking filler. Great way to freak out friends who visit. Put it in the downstairs loo and see what your guests reactions will be!  

Baldy 039;s Buffer

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Baldies - keep that bonce gleaming clean with this Baldy's Buffer. This is a great novelty gift for the follickly challenged who may be losing their hair and is entertaining the idea of buying a sirrup to cover up / compensate! Make that person embrace their pattern baldness. Alternatively, if he's proud to be a slap-head, then this won't offend at all - because bald is beautiful. Just ask any famous personage - Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart or even those guys from Right Said Fred! Either way, this makes a great Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa.  

Widdop 6oz Hip Flask

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Warm yourself with a wee dram! This classic style stainless steel hip flask with a captive top means you'll never have to be without a drop of your favourite booze. Featuring a tactile leather finish which, comes with a hinged lid so there is no risk of dropping and scrabbling around looking for the lid whilst attending that bonfire night or playing that round of golf on cold days. Also comes with a spout so there is no spillage or waste when transferring your tipple. This hip flask would make a perfect gift for a wedding, anniversary or birthday - especially for the sports fan in your life. 6 oz Stainless Steel Hip Flask with black leather finish Classic and durable stainless steel design with a captive top Comes with hinged lid to spout to prevent spills Perfect present from a best man or just a best mate Dimensions: Height: 13cm  x Width: 9cm Depth: 2 cms Comes gift boxed