Inflatable Fitness Instructor

This Mr Fit Personal Trainer is an inflatable hunk with an added extra a vibrating body part!Your very own personal trainer without the outrageous costs and far more fun!!!!! This blow up instructor blows up to 32cm/12 inches long, very funny and is also very rude and risqu. This makes a fab girlie pressie great for hen or girl's nights out. The Inflatable Vibrating Fitness Instructor comes with it's very own vibrating willy!Requires 1 x AA Battery (not supplied)

Juggling Boobs

These fun juggling boobs make a funny alternative to the normal plain boring juggling balls! If you are looking for a funny gift for a man or woman who loves 'breasts' well these are the thing that will get their stresses and frustrations well and truly out!Each boob is made from rubber and looks just like a womans boob! The boobs have also been made to be squidgy and can almost double up as a stress reliever when squeezed, keeping you well and truly abreast of your stress! Each boob you will be surprised when handled as they are quite weighty!Juggling Boobs Unsqueezed Each MeasuresW: 9cmD: 9cmH: 8cm

Willy Soap on a Rope

What a great naughty novelty fun gift this Willy Soap on a Rope makes whether its secret santa or hen do, this is sure to get the perfect reaction!When you are dirty and you need a clean your soap on a rope could be just the thing for the perfect bath or shower time experience and rub down! The willy soap on a rope also comes with a handy piece of cord so that after use you can tie and hang it up!

Fundies Undies Farting Pants

Trapped wind no more with these Fundies Undies Farting Pants!!! Don't trap that gas within the cloth of your pants any more as these undies have been designed with a large hole at the back for your stinking fart to escape into the (no longer) fresh air!These farting pants look like plain white pants at the front until you turn them around to the back where a larger fart escaping hole is! There are also the words in red which read 'Stand Clear' 'Danger Phart Zone' and 'Danger Blast Area'.These farting undies fart pants further information :White pants whit a large hole at the back ready for escaping farting gas!Made from polyester and have the words 'Stand Clear', Danger Phart Zone' and Danger Blast Area in red.Elasticated waist to fit waists from 54' to 80'Machine Washable fortunately!

Furry Handcuffs

Our novelty Red furry handcuffs are fully functional with a key operated locking device, great for all your Re-straining needs.A more comfortable alternative to the traditional steel handcuffs but with all the benefits!Lock up your lover today!

Quickie Knickers

There is nothing worse than ruining a pair of your best knickers when they are ripped off in the heat of the moment, so we have just the thing that will save them with these crotch less quickie knickers.The anytime any place quickie knickers are made form black polyester with the words 'Quickie Knickers' and a warning sign at the front. They also come with a little inside pocket to store a condom (included). The knickers are one size but will best suit ladies sized between a 8-10 and fortunately are machine washable!

Kama Sutra Game

A Fabulous game not for the faint hearted but which is full of infinite possibilities for two committed players who wish to be further enlightened!!The game teaches you to follow the seven 'chakras' (energy centres in the body) through a path to sexual and Spiritual Enlightenment with your partner. Simply follow the instructions on the cards provided and these will take you and your partner on an unstoppable journey of desire, foreplay and intimate positions to reach a destination where you complete into utter erotic and spiritual satisfaction.Contents: x1 Preparation booklet, x1 interpretation Booklet, x1 Notes on Positions, x1 Embrace Cards, x1 Massage Cards, x1 Taste Cards and x1 Congress cardsBox Dimensions: 24.5cm (9 inches) x 13.5cm (5 inches) Each game will be new and excitingly different from the last and within a short space of time players will become Skilled, Sensitive and Confident lovers, bringing happiness and harmony to their relationships..AND TO THEIR LIVES!'Anyone can learn to be a confident and skilled lover' WARNING: Although photographic images used in this game have been produced with taste and integrity the game contains necessary explicit material and may offend some. Adult use only.

Murder Mystery Charades

A great adaption to everyones favourite game comes this Murder Mystery Charades.Contained within are 50 murder mystery themed charades. Read the clue thenmime your murder in two minutes to help solve the mystery. Just remember is you can't do the mime, you can't solve the crime!Contents:50 cardsInstructionsScore padPencilTimerMurder Mystery Charades is for 4 or more players aged 6+

Senior Moments Game

Are you losing all you marbles or just having some Senior Moments? Well this game is designed to deliberately be 'One Card Short of a Full Deck! What a great gift for someone in the prime of their life!!The senior moments game invites you to live through a week of all too familiar events in an attempt to be the first player to cross the finish line without having lost their marbles along the way! On your journey through senior moments you will need to answer trivia questions in a category called 'things you should know', also there will be riddles and puzzles set by the'Brain Teasers' cards, smoothly navigate 'hiccup' squares and finally try to avoid 'senior moments' when they confront you. Getting things right helps to save your precious marbles, however get things wrong it will put you in the grey matter danger zone. If you lose them all you have to startliving the entire days again! If youkeep a few of your marbles and make it to the finish line then you are a winner!Contents:42 Senior Moments Cards42 Brain Teasers Cards42 Hiccup cards42 Things you should know! cards4 Brain Playing pieces48 Marbles4 Danger Zone scoring cards2 DiceGame Board and Rules

Charades Board Game

Charades is that 16th century aged old french game which continues to create countless hours of fun!If you don't know how to play charades the rules are simple whatever the word on the card has to be acted out in pantomime for the fellow team players to guess, without uttering a word. Simply roll the die to select one of six titles to be acted out. If your team-mates guess correct titles in less time than their opposing team guesses their titles you've won the game. Within the game are hundreds of names and titles.The six categories are as follows with examples of possible words for acting out:-Films - GladiatorCatchphrases - Too good to be trueHit songs - Man, I feel like a womanPlays - Lion KingBest sellers - Memoirs of a GeishaTelevision - Cold FeetThere are also hints and tips on sign language to help you explain without actually speaking for example Sounds like, small word, cut word shorter, correct and add an s (plural).

Deluxe Mans Ball Scratcher

This is defiantly the present for the man who has everything! Aimed at the 'Busy Male Executive' is the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher!For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave.This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface!The Gentlemens deluxe ball scratcher is a definate must have piece of fine silverware for the busy male executive.

Belly Button Brush

The belly button brush is the perfect gift for the Person who has Everything!, especially in their belly button!This is a high quality silverware brush which caters for a very essential need, removing fluff, crumbs and other debris from a very sensitive area, your BELLY BUTTON!.This designer brush accessory will keep your 'Innie' or 'Outie' looking great for your piers to admire in awe! A Truly 'Navel' idea!This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.The belly button brush beautifully presented within a gift box, on the top it just say's 'For the person who has everything', and when they open their special box all is revealed the ultimate in grooming tools!Belly Button Brush Box Dimensions:W: 8.5cm H: 8.5cm D: 4.5cm

Totty Clicker

Out on the pull? Are you ready with all your naff chat up lines? All you now need is to see how successful those chat up lines have been by keeping a running total of the hotties you attract with this totty clicker!The totty clicker is a small pocket sized silver clicker which has a push button at the top to start the countdown. At the front is the counter display with up to four digits (you should be lucky to get up to that in one night!). After a successful or unsuccessful night to the side is a reset wheel so you can start all over again on your next big night out!

Bullshit Button

Lets face it, there's always someone around that thinks they know better or are so full of facts that you wonder where the truth stops and the fibs start. Now there's a way to remind them that perhaps they are not the all seeing and all knowing fountain of knowledge that everyone else respects and looks up to.The bullshit button is the easiest way to tell someone what you think without even moving your lips. It hilariously funny with 5 different bullshit replies and has a fairly loud inbuilt speaker to cut through the waffle.Bullshit Button Facts5 different bullshit answers which are belowAlerts; Bullshit level 5Oh come on now, don't give me that bullshit, that's bullshitWarning, warning, bullshit alert(Beep)That was bullshitBullshit detected, take precautions Inbuilt speakerButton lights red when activated

Inflatable Sumo Wrestler

This air blown inflatable Sumo Wrestler costume is a fun and very easy way to dress up!It's so easy to inflate your Sumo costume just step inside the costume, clip your battery belt clip and turn on the fan, then zip up the costume and it inflates in seconds and that's it other than putting on your protective head gear! This costume has been designed to take all the pain and dilemma over what to dress up as for a fancy dress party. Your precious time is also not wasted choosing or blowing up which will leave you time to get all your wrestling aggression out! The inflatable sumo wrestler has a large brown body, skimpy black pants and a black protective head guard.Inflatable Sumo Wrestler FeaturesBlack soft protective head guardBelt clip battery packInflatable Sumo Wrestlers fleshy brown body with tiny black pants which cleverly inflates in seconds by a battery operated fan