Inflatable Husband
Fed up wasting you time with a washed up looser? Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner. Totally silent, this big hunk o'love has eyes only for you. That's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad lad behaviour.True, our product doesn't do D.I.Y, can't beat off muggers and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing?At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends, and get to talk to a totally attentive partner, who doesn't interrupt with inane comments every few seconds.So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words.'You're all mine balloon features!'Just think.All your friends will like himWon't upset your parentsAlways willing to pleaseDoesn't watch footballNever breaks windunless the air is pumped out of him!!Always faithfulFloatsYour inflatable husband inflates the usual way by your own breath power, he measures 90cm high and is wearing a pair of black shorts and look like he has a hairy chest!What more could you ask for!!!!!!!!
£8.99
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Inflatable Wife
The inflatable wife is your Ultimate Low Maintenance Partner!!The bonus factors are that she.Stays Totally silentWastes no timeSpends no moneyWon't leave the Toilet seat always upWon't crash your carStays Totally faithfulFloatsSo are you Fed up wasting all that valuable drinking time traipsing round the shops? Then look no further, A1 gifts is proud to present this the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this little beauty nags about nothing. That's right NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought and that's exactly how much of your wage packet she'll spend each week on her 'essentials'.True our product doesn't cook, can't read a map and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get man-time with your friends or watch football uninterrupted.So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words....What more could you ask for!!!Height approx 100 cm and all user instructions included.
£8.99
Gifts Adults Erotic productsBlack Stag Party Shooter Glass
This fantastic and fun Stag Party shooter glass is the ideal way to get the party celebrations really started...however not sure if one will be enough!This shooter is unusual as the glass has a black finish. Featured around the bottom of the glass is a two bands of diamantes with a glitter finish in between each band. Above the bands are the words 'Stag Party' with a pair of handcuffs in a raised silver finish.Black Stag Party Shooter Glass MeasuresW: 5cmD: 5cmH: 9cmPlease note that this item is not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use and should not be submerged in water for any length of time.
£6.99
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Belly Button Brush
The belly button brush is the perfect gift for the Person who has Everything!, especially in their belly button!This is a high quality silverware brush which caters for a very essential need, removing fluff, crumbs and other debris from a very sensitive area, your BELLY BUTTON!.This designer brush accessory will keep your 'Innie' or 'Outie' looking great for your piers to admire in awe! A Truly 'Navel' idea!This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.The belly button brush beautifully presented within a gift box, on the top it just say's 'For the person who has everything', and when they open their special box all is revealed the ultimate in grooming tools!Belly Button Brush Box Dimensions:W: 8.5cm H: 8.5cm D: 4.5cm
£7.99
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Inflatable Sheep
Dolly is a great joke present, and unlike most farmyard animals these days, she's completely free from BSE and Foot and Mouth. Safe and fun - what more could you want?A great bit of fun for him Dolly The Sexy Inflatable Sheep, BSE free and 'Genetically modified' for your pleasure, the only partner you could ever need!!No more lonely nights when he's got a fantastic plastic pal who's fun to be with. No batteries required, Dolly the Sexy Inflatable Sheep will keep the stud in your life satisfied for hours on end! (apparently - Ed)Box size approx 18.5cm/16cmApprox Weight : 30gApprox Item Size : 51cm/ 46cm
£10.95
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Kama Sutra Game
A Fabulous game not for the faint hearted but which is full of infinite possibilities for two committed players who wish to be further enlightened!!Players move upwards on the board through the seven levels which represent the seven 'chakras' - centre of spiritual and sexual energy within the body. Each level is a step on the way to Sexual and Spiritual Enlightenment.From the preparation to sexual and spiritual fulfilment on a sensual journey which culminates in the 'Love Cards', (65 full colour photos of sexual positions). Players will become skilled and confident lovers bringing happiness and harmony to themselves, their relationships.and their lives! Contents: Folding game board, Love Cards, Dice, Instructions & ManualDimensions: 34.5cm (13.5inches) x26cm (10.25inches) Each game will be new and excitingly different from the last and within a short space of time players will become Skilled, Sensitive and Confident lovers, bringing happiness and harmony to their relationships..AND TO THEIR LIVES!'Anyone can learn to be a confident and skilled lover' WARNING: This is a Sex Education Game Based on the Kama Sutra and because of the educational nature the photographs used on the 65 'Love Cards' are Necessarily Explicit. Whilst this game has taken care to be produced with taste and integrity, some people may be offended.From the preparation to sexual and spiritual fulfilment on a sensual journey which culminates in the 'Love Cards', (65 full colour photos of sexual positions). Players will become skilled and confident lovers bringing happiness and harmony to themselves, their relationships.and their lives! Contents: Folding game board, Love Cards, Dice, Instructions & ManualDimensions: 34.5cm (13.5inches) x26cm (10.25inches) Each game will be new and excitingly different from the last and within a short space of time players will become Skilled, Sensitive and Confident lovers, bringing happiness and harmony to their relationships..AND TO THEIR LIVES!'Anyone can learn to be a confident and skilled lover' WARNING: This is a Sex Education Game Based on the Kama Sutra and because of the educational nature the photographs used on the 65 'Love Cards' are Necessarily Explicit. Whilst this game has taken care to be produced with taste and integrity, some people may be offended.
£10.95
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