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Inflatable Husband

Fed up wasting you time with a washed up looser? Then look no further the ultimate and pleasantly proportioned pocket partner. Totally silent, this big hunk o'love has eyes only for you. That's right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women, and general bad lad behaviour.True, our product doesn't do D.I.Y, can't beat off muggers and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing?At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends, and get to talk to a totally attentive partner, who doesn't interrupt with inane comments every few seconds.So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words.'You're all mine balloon features!'Just think.All your friends will like himWon't upset your parentsAlways willing to pleaseDoesn't watch footballNever breaks windunless the air is pumped out of him!!Always faithfulFloatsYour inflatable husband inflates the usual way by your own breath power, he measures 90cm high and is wearing a pair of black shorts and look like he has a hairy chest!What more could you ask for!!!!!!!!

£8.99

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Inflatable Wife

The inflatable wife is your Ultimate Low Maintenance Partner!!The bonus factors are that she.Stays Totally silentWastes no timeSpends no moneyWon't leave the Toilet seat always upWon't crash your carStays Totally faithfulFloatsSo are you Fed up wasting all that valuable drinking time traipsing round the shops? Then look no further, A1 gifts is proud to present this the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this little beauty nags about nothing. That's right NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought and that's exactly how much of your wage packet she'll spend each week on her 'essentials'.True our product doesn't cook, can't read a map and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get man-time with your friends or watch football uninterrupted.So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words....What more could you ask for!!!Height approx 100 cm and all user instructions included.

£8.99

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Black Stag Party Shooter Glass

This fantastic and fun Stag Party shooter glass is the ideal way to get the party celebrations really started...however not sure if one will be enough!This shooter is unusual as the glass has a black finish. Featured around the bottom of the glass is a two bands of diamantes with a glitter finish in between each band. Above the bands are the words 'Stag Party' with a pair of handcuffs in a raised silver finish.Black Stag Party Shooter Glass MeasuresW: 5cmD: 5cmH: 9cmPlease note that this item is not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use and should not be submerged in water for any length of time.

£6.99

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Belly Button Brush

The belly button brush is the perfect gift for the Person who has Everything!, especially in their belly button!This is a high quality silverware brush which caters for a very essential need, removing fluff, crumbs and other debris from a very sensitive area, your BELLY BUTTON!.This designer brush accessory will keep your 'Innie' or 'Outie' looking great for your piers to admire in awe! A Truly 'Navel' idea!This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.The belly button brush beautifully presented within a gift box, on the top it just say's 'For the person who has everything', and when they open their special box all is revealed the ultimate in grooming tools!Belly Button Brush Box Dimensions:W: 8.5cm H: 8.5cm D: 4.5cm

£7.99

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Inflatable Sheep

Dolly is a great joke present, and unlike most farmyard animals these days, she's completely free from BSE and Foot and Mouth. Safe and fun - what more could you want?A great bit of fun for him Dolly The Sexy Inflatable Sheep, BSE free and 'Genetically modified' for your pleasure, the only partner you could ever need!!No more lonely nights when he's got a fantastic plastic pal who's fun to be with. No batteries required, Dolly the Sexy Inflatable Sheep will keep the stud in your life satisfied for hours on end! (apparently - Ed)Box size approx 18.5cm/16cmApprox Weight : 30gApprox Item Size : 51cm/ 46cm

£10.95

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Kama Sutra Game

A Fabulous game not for the faint hearted but which is full of infinite possibilities for two committed players who wish to be further enlightened!!Players move upwards on the board through the seven levels which represent the seven 'chakras' - centre of spiritual and sexual energy within the body. Each level is a step on the way to Sexual and Spiritual Enlightenment.From the preparation to sexual and spiritual fulfilment on a sensual journey which culminates in the 'Love Cards', (65 full colour photos of sexual positions). Players will become skilled and confident lovers bringing happiness and harmony to themselves, their relationships.and their lives! Contents: Folding game board, Love Cards, Dice, Instructions & ManualDimensions: 34.5cm (13.5inches) x26cm (10.25inches) Each game will be new and excitingly different from the last and within a short space of time players will become Skilled, Sensitive and Confident lovers, bringing happiness and harmony to their relationships..AND TO THEIR LIVES!'Anyone can learn to be a confident and skilled lover' WARNING: This is a Sex Education Game Based on the Kama Sutra and because of the educational nature the photographs used on the 65 'Love Cards' are Necessarily Explicit. Whilst this game has taken care to be produced with taste and integrity, some people may be offended.From the preparation to sexual and spiritual fulfilment on a sensual journey which culminates in the 'Love Cards', (65 full colour photos of sexual positions). Players will become skilled and confident lovers bringing happiness and harmony to themselves, their relationships.and their lives! Contents: Folding game board, Love Cards, Dice, Instructions & ManualDimensions: 34.5cm (13.5inches) x26cm (10.25inches) Each game will be new and excitingly different from the last and within a short space of time players will become Skilled, Sensitive and Confident lovers, bringing happiness and harmony to their relationships..AND TO THEIR LIVES!'Anyone can learn to be a confident and skilled lover' WARNING: This is a Sex Education Game Based on the Kama Sutra and because of the educational nature the photographs used on the 65 'Love Cards' are Necessarily Explicit. Whilst this game has taken care to be produced with taste and integrity, some people may be offended.

£10.95

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Natural History Museum Remote Control Tarantula Spider
Natural History Museum Remote Control Tarantula Spider

Life-like hairy tarantula spider scares the life out of all who cross its path as it walks and runs along, remote-controlled from a distance of up to 30'. As large as a Goliath Bird Eating Tarantula measuring a life size 10 inches in diameter, this life-size 10" arachnid works both indoors and out, is fully directional, and will even spin on its horrible hairy legs.Outrageously good fun.Requires 6 AA batteries (not included)

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Wedgwood Double 5 x 7 Silver Photo Frames
Wedgwood Double 5 x 7 Silver Photo Frames

This wonderful Wedgwood Double Silver 5 x 7 Photo Frame is a beautifully finished keepsake gift which is a stunning accompaniment to any home and due to it's simple design can be given as a gift for any occasion.This Wedgwood double photo frame are both made from silver with a shiny finish. There is a simple beaded style finish around where each of your chosen 5' x 7' portrait photos can be displayed. To the reverse the photo frames have a lovely navy blue brush velvet finish and there are two silver hinges joining the two together allowing you then to stand and position them on a flat surface. To complete these lovely photo frames come very well presented within a traditional blue and white Wedgwood gift box which has a card inside confirming the authenticity of your product.Wedgwood Double Silver 5 x 7 Photo Frames MeasureW: 40cmH: 24cmD: 1.5cm

Neca Dancing Gizmo Gremlin
Neca Dancing Gizmo Gremlin

This high quality gremlin Gizmo plush doll will dance and sing whenever you clap your hands.Gizmo was the most endearing gremlin and stands 8 inches tall, or 7 inches sitting!Each Gizmo Gremlins Plush doll features soft life-like white and brown fur while the fleshy looking parts are vinyl ears, eyes, feet, hands and mouth.Clap your hands to see Gizmo dance and sing!Gizmo will dance by wiggling his body and loudly hum a tune for you for about 30 seconds. All you have to do is clap your hands.This Gizmo Gremlin is highly detailed and are the most realistic looking Gremlins collectibles to date.Remember to keep Gizmo away from water! Supplied with 2x AA batteries and is ready to dance and sing out of the box.

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Vera Wang Wedgwood Love Knots Toasting Flutes
Vera Wang Wedgwood Love Knots Toasting Flutes

These stunning and beautifully finished Vera Wang Wedgwood Love Knots Toasting Flutes are the perfect gift and a wonderful place to place in some bubbly to toast the occasion or event with!Vera Wang products encompass a deep appreciation for design and a high commitment to very fine craftsmanship. Each design has been based on a modern classic style approach and the attention to detail is reflected in a elegant and luxurious finish.Each toasting flute has a shiny silver plated stem which goes up to the base of the glass. Tied around the top of the silver plated stem is the 'Vera Wang' designed love knot signifying the bond between the happy couple. Under each glass also is the Vera Wang stamp confirming the authenticity of this wonderful pair of flutes. Sitting in the stem is a tall thin and very elegant clear glass toasting flute. Each glass is then securely placed within a lovely white Wedgwood Vera Wang gift box along with a card about how to care for your product.Vera Wang Silver Plated Love Knots Toasting Flutes Each MeasuresW: 6cmH: 27cmD: 6cm

Wigan Athletic Reprints
Wigan Athletic Reprints

Choose from a range of top newspaper match reports for your team.Select a top match report from the last 100 years for your favourite football club. Famous sporting moments & photos captured in a reprint.What happened on that special game or event? Was your club making history?Re-Print InformationAll back page reprints are accurately reproduced at full size and printed on high quality paper.Looking for a framed reprint? Click Here to see our full rangeNotesThese match reports have been researched by our archive team and are not an official product.

Personalised Loves Pink Vest
Personalised Loves Pink Vest

This lovely Personalised Loves Pink Vest is a very useful cute gift for a newborn baby girl.The white vest is for babies of 0-3 months and is made from 100% cotton making it fully machine washable! In the middle of the vest in pink is the babies name followed by 'loves her' and then a name or family member i.e grandad, grandma.

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Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate
Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate

The Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate is a wonderful keepsake for him on his special baptism day.The white bone china 8' Plate has a lovely blue rim around the outer edge of the plate and inside are the words in blue 'On Your Baptism', followed by a blue cross. Finally each plate is personalised to order with the child's name, date of baptism and the venue.Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate MeasuresW: 20.5cm**Please note as this item is personalised please allow 7-10 working days for delivery and this product is only available for delivery within the mainland UK. Due to each order being personalised to your requirements please note that these are unable to be returned **

Leatherman Skeletool CX Multi Tool Knife
Leatherman Skeletool CX Multi Tool Knife

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately. The sleek new Leatherman Skeletool CX gets you back to basics... very cool basics. As its name suggests, the Skeletool CX has been pared right down to the bare bones of essential functions to keep it simple and super light. The Skeletool CX is similar to the Skeletool, but comes with a much higher quality 154cm steel blade and carbon fibre inserts. Weighing only 142 grams and measuring 10cm (closed), it comprises 7 tools in 1! Tools: 154CM Stainless Steel Clip-point Combo Straight/Serrated Knife Needlenose Pliers Regular Pliers Wire Cutters Hard-wire Cutters Large Bit Driver Bottle Opener Carabiner Clip INCLUDED BITS: Phillips #1 and #2 Bit, Screwdriver 3/16" and 1/4" Bit Features: DLC-coated Stainless Steel Handles with Carbon-fiber Handle Insert Stainless Steel body Outside-accessible Blade for One-handed Opening All Locking Blades and Tools Removable Pocket Clip DLC Coating for Scratch Resistance 25-year Warranty Measurements: 4 in / 10 cm (closed) 5.0 oz / 142 grams What comes in the box? Leatherman Skeletool CX Multitool Nylon Belt Pouch 4 x Bit Driver Set Removeable Pocket Clip (Allows you to clip the tool to your belt without using the pouch)

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Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is
Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is

This Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is the perfect 60th birthday gift and remedy for those who can't be bothered to keep filling up their pint glass as it holds 1400ml which is just short of 2 1/2 pints!This novelty Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is made from clear thick glass and holds a massive 1400mls!! At the front of the glass there is a large motif which reads ' The Bloody Big Brewery, Have a bloody BIG 60th, a fraction short of two and half pints (1400ml). The glass is then placed within a clear acetate bespoke box.Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass MeasuresW: 9.5cmD: 9.5cmH: 28cm

I`m not really 60 Birthday Silk Pillow
I`m not really 60 Birthday Silk Pillow

The 'I'm not really 60' hand painted silk pillow is of exceptional quality and standard making this a very unique and unusual keepsake for 60th birthday ideas.The soft centred silk pillow comes in a cream colour which has the wording 'I'm not really 60, I'm eighteen with forty two years experience' written in beautiful hand painted gold writing within the centre of the pillow. Above the writing there is a ribbon loop suitable for hanging the pillow, also a pink silk rose which finishes this fabulous pillow ultimately making it an ideal gift for the special person on their milestone birthday.The hand painted I'm not really 60' silk pillow measures W 16cm x 16cmWhat an unusual unique inexpensive keepsake gift for a 60th Birthday.

17 Marvin The Meerkat Soft Toy in Dressing Gown
17 Marvin The Meerkat Soft Toy in Dressing Gown

This cute little critter is Marvin the Meerkat! He?s cute, cuddly and a lovely soft toy with real attitude. Ok, he?s not the Meerkat that we?ve come to know and love from the car insurance ad on TV , however he makes a lovely alternative to that lovable ?Russian? in the smoking jacket. Prop him up on your desk or bed and he will stand and watch over you with that unfailing sense of superiority. Don?t be fooled though, Marvin may look imperious, but is a real softie (literally!) and would make a great gift for children and adults alike! In cream and light brown and wearing a burgundy coloured dressing gown, this cuddly animal toy measures approximately 46cm (17 inches). ?Simples?!

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Ben Sherman Mens watch R365
Ben Sherman Mens watch R365

Ben Sherman watches are stylish and directional timepieces from one of the most iconic labels in Britain. This stunning watch, with a blue dial and stainless steel silver bracelet will take you from day to night easily. A beautiful gift idea for the fashion conscious man. This watch features: Stainless steel silver band Blue dial Date function 1

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