Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to drying the top and bottom. Gone is that moment when you step out of the shower and try to remember which end to use.This large 100% cotton Arse/Face Towel has clearly defined areas for drying the opposing ends of the body. Of course, we're not going to suggest that you don't clean yourself properly and therefore leave "streaks" on the towel.. The fact that the bottie bit is brown in colour, well nuff said really!As one clever wag has said, It's ok as long as you don't have a face that looks like an arse. We couldn't possibly comment!Measures 1.1metres (43" x 23").

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Dinner at Scarpato's Restaurant, Coney Island 1931.Host a memorable dinner party, travelling back in time to Prohibition-era New York City, where the mob ruled all.Includes everything you need to host a mob-inspired dinner party, except the food!ContentsDinner invitations and reply cardsPlace CardsMenus24-Page booklet with backgrounds, food & cocktail recipes and tips to host a classic dinner party.CD with some classic music of the time.Trivia cards and score padSuggested costumes for each guestShopping List

The Grandma Floral Photo Frame is a cute photo frame suitable for any occasion.The Grandma Floral Photo Frame has been made from resin and has a predominant white finish. To the left hand side of the frame in a raised style are a number of designs which include flowers, love hearts, pink diamante and butterflies. The photo frame is in a circular design with a flat base. To the reverse it has been finished in black and there is a swivel hook so that the back can be folded back and a 4' x 4' photo can be displayed. There is also a black stand so that frame can be displayed on any flat surface and comes safely packaged within bubble wrap and a photo frame box.Grandma Floral Photo Frame MeasuresW: 14.5cmH: 13cmD: 1cm

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The Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate is a wonderful keepsake for him on his special baptism day.The white bone china 8' Plate has a lovely blue rim around the outer edge of the plate and inside are the words in blue 'On Your Baptism', followed by a blue cross. Finally each plate is personalised to order with the child's name, date of baptism and the venue.Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate MeasuresW: 20.5cm**Please note as this item is personalised please allow 7-10 working days for delivery and this product is only available for delivery within the mainland UK. Due to each order being personalised to your requirements please note that these are unable to be returned **

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately. The sleek new Leatherman Skeletool CX gets you back to basics... very cool basics. As its name suggests, the Skeletool CX has been pared right down to the bare bones of essential functions to keep it simple and super light. The Skeletool CX is similar to the Skeletool, but comes with a much higher quality 154cm steel blade and carbon fibre inserts. Weighing only 142 grams and measuring 10cm (closed), it comprises 7 tools in 1! Tools: 154CM Stainless Steel Clip-point Combo Straight/Serrated Knife Needlenose Pliers Regular Pliers Wire Cutters Hard-wire Cutters Large Bit Driver Bottle Opener Carabiner Clip INCLUDED BITS: Phillips #1 and #2 Bit, Screwdriver 3/16" and 1/4" Bit Features: DLC-coated Stainless Steel Handles with Carbon-fiber Handle Insert Stainless Steel body Outside-accessible Blade for One-handed Opening All Locking Blades and Tools Removable Pocket Clip DLC Coating for Scratch Resistance 25-year Warranty Measurements: 4 in / 10 cm (closed) 5.0 oz / 142 grams What comes in the box? Leatherman Skeletool CX Multitool Nylon Belt Pouch 4 x Bit Driver Set Removeable Pocket Clip (Allows you to clip the tool to your belt without using the pouch)

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This Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is the perfect 60th birthday gift and remedy for those who can't be bothered to keep filling up their pint glass as it holds 1400ml which is just short of 2 1/2 pints!This novelty Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is made from clear thick glass and holds a massive 1400mls!! At the front of the glass there is a large motif which reads ' The Bloody Big Brewery, Have a bloody BIG 60th, a fraction short of two and half pints (1400ml). The glass is then placed within a clear acetate bespoke box.Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass MeasuresW: 9.5cmD: 9.5cmH: 28cm

The 'I'm not really 60' hand painted silk pillow is of exceptional quality and standard making this a very unique and unusual keepsake for 60th birthday ideas.The soft centred silk pillow comes in a cream colour which has the wording 'I'm not really 60, I'm eighteen with forty two years experience' written in beautiful hand painted gold writing within the centre of the pillow. Above the writing there is a ribbon loop suitable for hanging the pillow, also a pink silk rose which finishes this fabulous pillow ultimately making it an ideal gift for the special person on their milestone birthday.The hand painted I'm not really 60' silk pillow measures W 16cm x 16cmWhat an unusual unique inexpensive keepsake gift for a 60th Birthday.

This cute little critter is Marvin the Meerkat! He?s cute, cuddly and a lovely soft toy with real attitude. Ok, he?s not the Meerkat that we?ve come to know and love from the car insurance ad on TV , however he makes a lovely alternative to that lovable ?Russian? in the smoking jacket. Prop him up on your desk or bed and he will stand and watch over you with that unfailing sense of superiority. Don?t be fooled though, Marvin may look imperious, but is a real softie (literally!) and would make a great gift for children and adults alike! In cream and light brown and wearing a burgundy coloured dressing gown, this cuddly animal toy measures approximately 46cm (17 inches). ?Simples?!

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Ben Sherman watches are stylish and directional timepieces from one of the most iconic labels in Britain. This stunning watch, with a blue dial and stainless steel silver bracelet will take you from day to night easily. A beautiful gift idea for the fashion conscious man. This watch features: Stainless steel silver band Blue dial Date function 1

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