Viz Johnny Fartpants Mug Tea

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Know someone who likes to pass wind and then give the said “guff” a mark out of ten? For immature guys who never grow up or fans of Viz Magazine, Johnny Fartpants' mug has been immortalized on this porcelain coffee mug. Johnny and his windy bottom shenanigans is the ideal comic strip hero for those who love good old fashioned toilet humour and who haven’t grown out of “fart gags”. The Johnny Fartpants mug makes a perfect “blokey” novelty gift for that insufferable work colleague or annoying brother, husband or boyfriend. A great collectable mug for Viz fans too! This sturdy porcelain mug measures 17cm x 13cm x 10cm and comes with a pack of five English Breakfast Tea Bags – that’s at least one civilised thing about this piece of Viz Official Merchandise. A great piece of collectable British literary genius?! About Viz Magazine Viz has been going for over thirty years now and its influence on British comedy has been profound. Its squalid brand of anarchy and self-referential surrealism is present in everything from Mitchell and Webb to Little Britain and The Daily Mash. And while its writers resist serious analysis, Viz's most overlooked quality has always been a furious intelligence. Chris Donald's foul-mouthed comic, evolved from a 12-page fanzine hawked around Newcastle's pubs into one of the country's highest-selling titles, shifting over a million copies an issue with celebrity fans ranging from David Bowie to Simon Bates. Strips like Biffa Bacon, Sid The Sexist, The Fat Slags and even Johnny Fartpants tell you more about the national character than many literary heavyweights

Viz The Fat Slags Mug Tea

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Oh Lordy, it’s the Fat Slags. That’s right, San and Tray’s mugs are immortalized on this porcelain coffee mug – perfect for fans of the famous Fulchester Floozies and Viz magazine readers! Always claiming they’re on diets, always claiming they’re god’s gifts to men and always “friendly” with their boyfriend Baz, this fag smoking, beer swilling twosome dressed in boob tubes, short skirts and high heel mules are funny and offensive in equal measure. This sturdy porcelain mug measures 16.5cm x 13cm x 9cm and comes with a pack of five English Breakfast Tea Bags – that’s at least one civilised thing about this piece of Viz Official Merchandise. A great piece of collectable British literary genius?! About Viz Magazine Viz has been going for over thirty years now and its influence on British comedy has been profound. Its squalid brand of anarchy and self-referential surrealism is present in everything from Mitchell and Webb to Little Britain and The Daily Mash. And while its writers resist serious analysis, Viz's most overlooked quality has always been a furious intelligence. Chris Donald's foul-mouthed comic, evolved from a 12-page fanzine hawked around Newcastle's pubs into one of the country's highest-selling titles, shifting over a million copies an issue with celebrity fans ranging from David Bowie to Simon Bates. Strips like Biffa Bacon, Sid The Sexist, The Fat Slags and even Johnny Fartpants tell you more about the national character than many literary heavyweights

Viz Sid the Sexist Mug Tea

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For fans of the hapless, hopeless and frankly sexist Sid the Sexist, his mug has been immortalized on this porcelain coffee mug. Real name - Sidney Aloysius Smutt – he’s always trying to prove he’s a hit with the ladies but fails dismally with his crude and insulting chat up lines. The Sid the Sexist Mug is perfect for fans of the famous Fulchester 30 year old virgin who still lives with his Mum, and for Viz magazine fans in general. His attempts to woo the opposite sex are pathetic, funny and offensive in equal measure. This sturdy porcelain mug measures 16cm x 12cm x 9cm and comes with a pack of five English Breakfast Tea Bags – that’s at least one civilised thing about this piece of Viz Official Merchandise. A great piece of collectable British literary genius?! About Viz Magazine Viz has been going for over thirty years now and its influence on British comedy has been profound. Its squalid brand of anarchy and self-referential surrealism is present in everything from Mitchell and Webb to Little Britain and The Daily Mash. And while its writers resist serious analysis, Viz's most overlooked quality has always been a furious intelligence. Chris Donald's foul-mouthed comic evolved from a 12-page fanzine hawked around Newcastle's pubs into one of the country's highest-selling titles, shifting over a million copies an issue with celebrity fans ranging from David Bowie to Simon Bates. Strips like Biffa Bacon, Sid The Sexist, The Fat Slags and even Johnny Fartpants tell you more about the national character than many literary heavyweights

Bburago 1 43 Ferrari Model Car Kit

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Have you always wanted to own a Ferrari? Well, without mortgaging the house, you can. Ok, it may not be a real thing however it’s still the car with the prancing horse. This 1:43 Ferrari Model Car kit die cast model is perfect for Ferrari enthusiasts of the iconic Italian car and comprises an easy to assemble “snap-together” kit with parts that are already painted to a brilliant red shine . Plus, the kit comes with a full set of instructions and handy screwdriver – no messing about with paints or glue! Once assembled, this highly detailed scale model car features opening doors and moveable parts. You can play with it or keep it on display as a trophy to your endeaavours or as a tribute to this super car. Please note: Model may vary to that depicted

Haynes Airfix Submarine Spitfire Model Kit

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For nearly sixty years, children have enjoyed making Airfix model aeroplanes and cars, and for nearly as long, the Haynes series of practical car manuals have helped DIY and professional mechanics alike. Now the greatest name in automotive publishing and the Number 1 name in model kit construction – Airfix have produced a model kit based on what is truly a British icon from WW2. If you made one of these as a kid or know someone who did, chances are that the model that was lovingly poured over has bitten the dust - so here now is the chance to re-live that occasion and encourage a new generation of Arifix model builders. The Supermarine Spitfire is a 1:72 scale model of the famous British fighter plane. The set comes complete with paint and everything you need to build this superb replica including 1 x Spitfire kit 5 x paints 1 x Paintbrush 1 x tube poly cement 1 x instruction leaflet. Suitable for Age 8 years Makes a brilliant gift for anyone who made Airfix models as a child or for fan of the iconic World War II fighter. Today the sight and sound of a Spitfire 'strutting its stuff' is the high point of any airshow. More than 22,000 of these aircraft were built and the youngest survivor - a Seafire varient first flew in 1941,making it 70 years old. However preparing for such longevity was not a consideration for those who designed and built these aircraft. During hard-fought periods of the war,a Spitfire had an average life experience of just a few weeks. In the years following the war the number of airworthy Spitfires plummeted and by the mid-1960's only eight remained in Great Britain.

Super Mario Bros BiFold Wallet

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This Super Mario Bros Bi-wallet makes an ideal gift for the gamer who fequently likes to assume the role of hero Mario! Based on the famous Nintendo platform game where Mario travels through the Mushroom Kingdom in order to rescue the Princess, this PU wallet comprises three credit card inserts, a full length note compartment and a coin purse firmly secured by a press-stud. Features Mario on a printed background on both front and back, with a smooth blue interior. The Super Mario wallet is much more than just a safe place to keep dosh – it proves the carrier is a real fan of one of the world's best selling video games. Bi-fold mens wallet based on the famous Nintendo Game character Super Mario With 3 credit card inserts, 1 full length note compartment & coin purse Dimensions: Width: Open 210mm Closed: 110mm; Height: 85mm Made from embossed PU Polyurethene materials with print on front and back Officially Nintendo Super Mario mechandise

Call of Duty Bi Fold Wallet

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This Call of Duty mens wallet makes an ideal gift for the gamer who can't get enough of the video game in the virtual world and has to have it in the real world too! Based on the famous Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 video game this PVC wallet comprises three credit card inserts, a full length note compartment and a coin purse firmly secured by a press-stud. The Call of Duty wallet is much more than just a safe place to keep dosh – it proves the carrier is a real fan. A striking mens wallet inspired by the Call of Duty:Modern Warefare3video game With 3 credit card inserts, 1 full length note compartment & coin purse Dimensions: Width: Open 210mm Closed: 110mm; Height: 85mm Bifold wallet made from black PVC with polyester interior Officially licensed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 mechandise     Taking inspiration from one of the top selling video games of all-time, this wallet is the perfect gift for all Call of Duty fans. Constructed with a bifold design this wallet contains a lengthwise bill compartment, 6 credit card slots, a non-removable passcase with 3 extra card slots and an ID window. Wallet Details Condition: New Brand: Activision/Treyarch Color: Black; Grey Measurements: 4.4” x 3.5” x 0.5” (Closed); 8.5” x 3.5” (Open) " .

Guinness Ceramic Tankard

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Guinness is one of the most recognizable and esteemed alcoholic drinks around today, shouldn't it be celebrated as such? The Guinness Ceramic Tankard gives the exact opportunity to do that. Allow the 119.5 seconds it takes to pour the perfect pint of Guinness stout, and indulge in its greatness with the official tankard. The perfect addition to the Guinness lovers glassware collection, this will look fantastic in their home. Guinness History! Arthur Guinness started brewing ales initially in Leixlip, then at the St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland from 1759. On December 31, he signed (up to) a 9,000 year lease at £45 per annum for the unused brewery. Ten years later on 19 May 1769 Guinness exported his ale for the first time, when six and a half barrels were shipped to England. Pure Genius! The rest, as they say, is history!! It is popular with Irish people both in Ireland and abroad and is the best-selling alcoholic drink of all time in Ireland.

LittleBigPlanet Sackboy 6 Action Figure

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For gamers everywhere, especially those into Little Big Planet, Sackboy has now entered a new dimension in the guise of a 6” articulated figure! This little knitted gaming star (hero of award winning Little Big Planet) is made from painted plastic with moveable arms, legs and head. Put him on your desk at home or at the office and be the envy of all those who can't get enough of the LBP virtual world. Please note:- * Menkind cannot guarantee which Sackboy will be supplied as they're chosen at random. Chances are that it will be the "Happy" Sackboy; "Angry" is quite rare - you'll have a 1 in 6 chance of receiving him!

LittleBigPlanet Sackboy 2 Keyring

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For gamers everywhere, especially those into Little Big Planet, Sackboy has now entered a new dimension in the guise of a 2” Key Chain This little knitted gaming star (hero of award winning Little Big Planet) is made from painted plastic resin and will look after your all important keys. Put him on your key chain and you’ll be the envy of all those who can't get enough of the LBP virtual world. Please note:- * Menkind cannot guarantee which Sackboy will be supplied as they're chosen at random. Chances are that it will be the "Happy" Sackboy; "Angry" is quite rare - you'll have a 1 in 6 chance of receiving him! About the Video Game "Little Big Planet" LittleBigPlanet is a unique community-based game with a hugely innovative concept behind it. Players meet on a blue and green planet scattered with individual plots - and use their character's amazing abilities to play, create and share what they build with other gamers throughout the world via PlayStation Network.

Comic Book Photo Frame

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Photos on their own don’t always relay the full story behind the image. Sometimes witty captions are called for to help jog the memories as to why a certain shot was taken.  Relive the highlights of classic nights out with this action-packed Comic Strip Photo Frame. Just add wild pictures and some humour to create a personalised comic page for you and your friends to enjoy Each frame comes with a selection of speech bubble stickers and a pen so you can capture the witty banter again and again.  It’s the collector's print of your life framed in a clever cartoon strip for all to enjoy. Let your inner comedian wild as you pepper witty comments and commentary over the marvelous achievements and/or sloppy mishaps of friends and family.This makes a brilliant gift for the comic book fan – especially if they long to be in a comic strip of their own like their heroes Superman or Batman. Pow, Boom, Ka-pow!  Get yours signed by someone special or stash it in your parents’ attic for a couple of years to see if it increases in value! Trade them with your friends or over-charge complete strangers on eBay!  Maybe one day Hollywood will adapt your comic into a blockbuster movie.  Maybe they won’t; it doesn’t matter because you and your friends are stars of your very own comic! Woo hoo.  Why not get a collection of pictures of your best mate or better half, fill the frame, add witty captions and give as a lovely personalized birthday or Christmas present?  

Gears of War Bifold Wallet

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This Gears of War Skull Logo mens wallet makes an ideal gift for the gamer who fequently likes to assume the role of Marcus Fenix! Based on the famous Gears of War online game where the the troops of Delta Squad fight to save the remaining human inhabitants of the fictional planet Sera from the Locast Horde, this PVC wallet comprises three credit card inserts, a full length note compartment and a coin purse firmly secured by a press-stud. The Gear of War wallet is much more than just a safe place to keep dosh – it proves the carrier is a real fan. A striking mens bifold wallet with Gears of War Skull Logo motiff With 3 credit card inserts, 1 full length note compartment & coin purse Dimensions: Width: Open 210mm; Closed: 110mm; Height: 85mm Made from black PVC with polyester interior Officially licensed Gear of War mechandise