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This St Tropez Electric Blue Ear Ring Shoe is a stunning looking shoe that has the added extra of being able to store your ear rings.The ear ring holder has been designed and made to look just like a high heeled stiletto shoe! The main outside of the shoe has a pointed toe covered with striking topez blue sequins all over the shoe. Featured across the front of the shoe is a blue leather style design with a blue and diamante button in the centre. The bottom is black with a high heeled stiletto. Inside the shoe is three velvet style black mounds so that in between each you can place your rings and wrapped around the ankle is a black strap which has holes within so you can store your ear rings.St Tropez Electric Blue Ear Ring Shoe Holder MeasuresW: 6cmH: 10cmD: 17cm

Sharpening your pencils will never be a chore again with this Top Gear V8 Pencil Sharpener! Insert a pencil and shatter the silence of your office with authentic V8 thunder. It even makes a stalling sound when the shavings tray is full! Comes with a full eight cylinders of massive pencil sharpening power - If only everything in life was V8 powered. In the box: V8 battery powered pencil sharpener Requires 4x AA batteries (not included) Instruction manual

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This Personalised Letter Opener is the perfect useful gift for someone.This fabulous letter opener can be engraved with you own special message of up to 30 characters.Personalised Letter Opener MeasuresW: 1.5cmH: 16cmD: 0.5cm

This wonderful modern Personalised Perfect Love Ruby Anniversary Square Plate is a perfect gift for a couple celebrating their 40 years of marriage together.This modern style 8' Square plate has the words 'A Perfect Love...Will Last a Lifetime to the top left and bottom right of the plate. In the middle are two featured love hearts where the left hand heart has the number '40' and the right hand red heart has the words 'Years'within. Above the love hearts is the couples name and below is the date that they were married on. Finally you can have a personal message at the bottom of the plate of up to 80 characters.Personalised Perfect Love Ruby Anniversary Plate MeasuresW: 20.5cm

Here's a stylish black leather mens wallet featuring an embossed Union Flag on the front from British style icon Ben Sherman. The wallet comprises four credit card inserts and two full?sized note compartments. Now you can keep your ready cash in a stylish designer wallet that won't cost the earth! Colour: Black Leather Wallet Dimensions: Width: Closed: 110mm; Open 220mm Height: 95mm BEN SHERMAN Ben Sherman was the Mod God. The man who started making shirts in the late 1950s from a small factory in Brighton, went on to dress the swinging sixties and became the KING of trend-setting Carnaby Street. Hungry for money and fame, he remained a party animal until the day he died in 1987. The 1960s gave British youth more fashion, money and freedom than ever before. Working from small premises in Brighton, entrepreneurial shirt maker Ben Sherman saw his niche and founded the Ben Sherman Company in 1963

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The Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate is a wonderful keepsake for him on his special baptism day.The white bone china 8' Plate has a lovely blue rim around the outer edge of the plate and inside are the words in blue 'On Your Baptism', followed by a blue cross. Finally each plate is personalised to order with the child's name, date of baptism and the venue.Personalised Blue Baptism Cross Plate MeasuresW: 20.5cm**Please note as this item is personalised please allow 7-10 working days for delivery and this product is only available for delivery within the mainland UK. Due to each order being personalised to your requirements please note that these are unable to be returned **

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately. The sleek new Leatherman Skeletool CX gets you back to basics... very cool basics. As its name suggests, the Skeletool CX has been pared right down to the bare bones of essential functions to keep it simple and super light. The Skeletool CX is similar to the Skeletool, but comes with a much higher quality 154cm steel blade and carbon fibre inserts. Weighing only 142 grams and measuring 10cm (closed), it comprises 7 tools in 1! Tools: 154CM Stainless Steel Clip-point Combo Straight/Serrated Knife Needlenose Pliers Regular Pliers Wire Cutters Hard-wire Cutters Large Bit Driver Bottle Opener Carabiner Clip INCLUDED BITS: Phillips #1 and #2 Bit, Screwdriver 3/16" and 1/4" Bit Features: DLC-coated Stainless Steel Handles with Carbon-fiber Handle Insert Stainless Steel body Outside-accessible Blade for One-handed Opening All Locking Blades and Tools Removable Pocket Clip DLC Coating for Scratch Resistance 25-year Warranty Measurements: 4 in / 10 cm (closed) 5.0 oz / 142 grams What comes in the box? Leatherman Skeletool CX Multitool Nylon Belt Pouch 4 x Bit Driver Set Removeable Pocket Clip (Allows you to clip the tool to your belt without using the pouch)

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This Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is the perfect 60th birthday gift and remedy for those who can't be bothered to keep filling up their pint glass as it holds 1400ml which is just short of 2 1/2 pints!This novelty Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass is made from clear thick glass and holds a massive 1400mls!! At the front of the glass there is a large motif which reads ' The Bloody Big Brewery, Have a bloody BIG 60th, a fraction short of two and half pints (1400ml). The glass is then placed within a clear acetate bespoke box.Bloody Big 60th Birthday Beer Glass MeasuresW: 9.5cmD: 9.5cmH: 28cm

The 'I'm not really 60' hand painted silk pillow is of exceptional quality and standard making this a very unique and unusual keepsake for 60th birthday ideas.The soft centred silk pillow comes in a cream colour which has the wording 'I'm not really 60, I'm eighteen with forty two years experience' written in beautiful hand painted gold writing within the centre of the pillow. Above the writing there is a ribbon loop suitable for hanging the pillow, also a pink silk rose which finishes this fabulous pillow ultimately making it an ideal gift for the special person on their milestone birthday.The hand painted I'm not really 60' silk pillow measures W 16cm x 16cmWhat an unusual unique inexpensive keepsake gift for a 60th Birthday.

This cute little critter is Marvin the Meerkat! He?s cute, cuddly and a lovely soft toy with real attitude. Ok, he?s not the Meerkat that we?ve come to know and love from the car insurance ad on TV , however he makes a lovely alternative to that lovable ?Russian? in the smoking jacket. Prop him up on your desk or bed and he will stand and watch over you with that unfailing sense of superiority. Don?t be fooled though, Marvin may look imperious, but is a real softie (literally!) and would make a great gift for children and adults alike! In cream and light brown and wearing a burgundy coloured dressing gown, this cuddly animal toy measures approximately 46cm (17 inches). ?Simples?!

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Ben Sherman watches are stylish and directional timepieces from one of the most iconic labels in Britain. This stunning watch, with a blue dial and stainless steel silver bracelet will take you from day to night easily. A beautiful gift idea for the fashion conscious man. This watch features: Stainless steel silver band Blue dial Date function 1

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