Lovers Body Pen Set

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If you’re planning a night in on your Anniversary or Valentine’s Day, then why not top off your romantic dinner with some after dinner chocolates! Push aside the After Eights and indulge in a sensual, sweet adventure where you will be eating your words – LITERALLY! The Lover’s Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensual way to indulge your sweet tooth! Each pack contains one chocolate flavoured and one strawberry flavoured liquid pen! The luscious liquid is easy to apply and even easier to eat….. Using the pens is a romantic way to create fun messages that are for your partner’s eyes only! Once read, you must destroy the evidence. Do this in the most delicious way possible by slowly and sensually licking it off!! Try not to get too carried away or your partner will make you eat your own words!! Each body pen contains 40 grams of delicious strawberry or chocolate flavoured liquid which is good to eat!

Spa Hot Rocks Hot Stone Therapy

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Just visited a health spa and you want to replicate some of that delicious pampering at home? Or is the idea of spending loads of money to de-stress that aching body of yours going to cause more pain? Indulge yourself in some Hot Stone Therapy with these Spa Hot Rocks. Stone Therapy is the application of stones in a thermo-therapeutic massage. This is an age old therapy dating back 5000 years. When heated, the rocks penetrate the muscles and ease tension. The cool stones sooth inflammation. When hot and cold are alternated, the circulation is stimulated, thereby assisting the body in self-healing.  The weight of the rocks being accepted by the skin and the muscles has an effect completely unlike a 'normal' hot/cold treatment. Use the hot rocks to relax, ease muscular aches and pains, relieve stress, tension and anxiety, combat insomnia and depression. The Spa Rocks comes with easy to follow instructions, with three of the nine rocks in the pouch engraved with “Body”, “Relax” and “Soul”. To use, remove the stones from the velvet bag and place in a pot of water; bring them to the boil and then carefully remove the rocks from the water and dry and place on a towel. To test the temperature, carefully touch each stone; when they feel warm and hot to the touch place the stones as per the instructions provided for either back, shoulder, feet or arm relief.Why not create your own pampering experience for your beloved as a birthday, Anniversary or Valentine’s Day treat?  Or why not indulge them after a long, stressful day at work? This is not just a homeopathic remedy – it’s a romantic pampering gift that just keeps on giving.So, what do you get? Hot Stone Massage - Spa Hot Rocks One velvet pouch filled with 9 smooth, tactile black stones. Pouch will either be black or red in colour; we cannot guarantee which colour is supplied. Stones comprises 3 x Larger engraved stones and 6 x Smaller stone 1 x Set of instructions  

Terry Turtle The Swearing Turtle

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Terry the Turtle may look cute but be warned, he is a motion and switch activated terrapin that not only swears, but swears a lot!You won't believe what comes out of his mouth! Terry the Turtle has a little problem -  a very big potty mouth!. As hard as he tries to keep them in, the curse words, whistles, and chirps keep slipping out. Shouldn't laugh really, but his language is as foul as the swamp his sort hails from! Not recommended for those who are easily offended like your granny, mum, dad, or anyone easily shocked! His head pops up and arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip includes 25 unique delightful outbursts including the good old favourite, "f**k you" and "b*tch" to the more inventive "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned! Features choice of three settings; motion activated, switch activated and "always on" random mode. Also features two rudeness settings: PG or uncensored 18+. Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO MAY OFFEND. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Requires 3x AA batteries (included for demo purposes).

Saucy Charades Adult Game

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That old party favourite Charades now comes in a naughtier, risque version! Ideal for Dinner parties, Anniversary parties or Valentine’s Day dinners, Saucy Charades Adult Game is the ultimate “Act n Titter Game”. This hilarious adult party game is packed with innuendo and double meaning. Like the normal, “cleaner” charades, each team take it in turns to act and guess a whole host of fun and suggestive mimes… you’ll soon have everyone in fits of laughter. Plus, you can never be sure what is coming next! One moment you’ll be “STUFFING THE TURKEY”, the next you’re “SLIPPING DOWN A FIREMAN’S POLE” or maybe even “WINNING A BOOBY PRIZE!” It’s a game as saucy as your imagination, so we wouldn’t advise you play it with your granny! For 3+ Players. Contents : Saucy Charades Adult Game Two packs of Saucy Charades cards Dot to Dot Score Pad Timer Pencils and rules

Duck with a Dick

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The bath is a place to get clean, however whatever gets submerged isn't always squeeky clean - and we're not just talking about a muddy personage who's just had a messy game of football either. This bathtime Duck with a Dick is an adult's only toy designed for the big kid! This is a rude take on the classic yellow rubber duck, so no mixing it up with kids' bath toys. If it's tricky to keep hidden, the "pecker" is detachable and can be brought out when the bathroom becomes a kids free zone. As can be seen, this feathered friend's dangling bit is definitely out of all proportion to its size. How many men can boast this? The traditional rubber duckie was never like this! Classic yellow bathtime duck with a detachable penis! Duck has an unfeesibly large willie that floats under water The Duck with a Dick measures approx 9 cm x 12 cm x 8 cm Makes a great adults only bath toy for the big kid Perfect gift for a hen do or secret santa!  

Silver Plated Love Heart Sweet

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Sweeten him up this with a perfect replica of the Love Heart Sweet we all remember from the days of short trousers, school uniforms and playground banter. Instead of sugar, say "I Love You" with a piece of silver candy! Nostalgic, cute and above all, ROMANTIC! This silver plated Love Heart is ideal for your real sweetheart, and not just the boy or girl you had a crush on in the third grade! Much cuter than a jewel encrusted token from Tiffany and fraction of the cost too, although we're told you can't put a price on love!

Gentlemans Willy Care Kit

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This is a beautiful box of essential, ‘intimate care’ items for men. Ideal for the man on the go, this box set makes intimate grooming a luxury.The box contains everything a man could need including: Fluffing Brush Styling Shears Evening Wear medallion Mirror Fine leatherette box  18cm (7 inches) x 11 cm (4 inches)

Inflatable Cock Fighting Set

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Want to challenge your mate to a duel? Then reach for these Inflatable Willies. Now these give a whole new dimension to the phrase of “pork sword”. These inflatable willies are ideal for boys nights in, stag dos and anywhere there is more testosterone than sense flying around. Simply blow it up, strap it around your waist and away you go. Rules of the game? There are no rules except that bragging about the size of one’s manhood is not permitted. After all, both Willies are the same size so both opponents are on even footing. Willy Wars will finally decide who is Alpha Male! It’s Cock Fighting at its literal, base meaning! Incidentally no poultry was harmed in the making of this product! Pack contains two inflatable giant Willies with velcro fastening Ideal for boys nights in - sorts out who really is Alpha Male Simply blow up strap on around the waist and get fighting A great gift for the Groom on his Stag night Very rude and very funny

The Genie Head Massager

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Let the Genie work it's magic. In no time, you will be in absolute heavenly bliss as the weightless fingers of this massager stimulates your nerve endings and massages acupressure points on your neck, scalp and temples. A gift idea that will bring relaxation and bliss to anyone that comes in contact with this brilliant little contraption. You'll be wanting more and more!

Monogamy A Hot Affair With Your Partner Board Game

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Have you decided upon an Anniversary present for your partner yet? Monogamy - "fun with fidelity" is the present that will touch your partner's more intimate feelings as well as both of you having the most fun you could possibly have together! Monogamy has been described as the "perfect naughty wedding pressie for all newly weds." As "You and Your Wedding" Magazine recently mentioned ."..Monogamy "fun with fidelity" will take you from laughter to lust before you know it!"Those who have played the game say it is the perfect adult party game....for two - some very adventurous couples have played level one and two with their friends. Hot level three however should be reserved for the two of you, unless of course......!! Click on more info for Player's Reviews and much much more..

Sculpta Sutra Modelling Kit

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If the Kama Sutra in print form isn't quite graphic enough for you, then maybe the Sculpta Sutra can help! That's right, this modelling clay pair will be your instructors and guides in the art of adventurous lovemaking. And as the song goes, they beg you to "Bend Me, Shape Me, Anyway you want me". Then it's up to you to copy! Just ensure that the fit of giggles doesn't dampen the mood!Includes modelling figures, extra clay, and booklet containing 36 adventurous positions.

Personalised Message in a Bottle

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This Personalised Message in a Bottle is a perfect way to send a truly unforgettable message. Your personalized message is written on a scroll and can be as long as you like. The scroll is then placed in a rounded corked bottle filled with sand and shells and this is beautifully presented in a stunning presentation box designed to look like a treasure chest. Whether you're telling someone you love them, thanking a friend for a special day or even inviting people round for a party this personalised message in a bottle is a truly memorable way to send you message.

Pocket Kama Sutra by Tracey Cox

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How about doing something different to celebrate that all important anniversary? And it doesn't have to be a wedding anniversary either! It can be a celebration of the day you got it together! What better way to rejoice is by looking into this pocket sized Kama Sutra re-interpretted by leading Sex Therapist Tracey Cox. If you want to tell your lingam from your yoni, perfect the nine thrusts to Nirvana and wave goodbye to ordinary orgasms, Tracey Cox's unique, explicit and entertaining take on the Kama Sutra is just what you need. 'Debonking' the myths, showing what works, what doesn't and what's omigod-great, this is the Kama Sutra to make your tantric techniques tingle and shiver your chakras. It is small enough to fit in your handbag (or pocket), take it wherever your sex life takes you.

Belly Button Brush

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For the Person who has Everything! The ultimate status symbol, which carries almost as much kudos as a brand new Porsche - at a fraction of the cost!This is a high quality silverware brush which caters for a very essential need, -removing fluff, crumbs and other debris from a very sensitive area - your BELLY BUTTON! This designer accessory will keep your "Innie" or "Outie" looking great for your peers to admire in awe! A truly "Navel" idea! Geddit?This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.Belly Button Fluff:A common though fortunately harmless problem among clothes wearers is the collection of belly button fluff in the navel. This has, surprisingly enough, been the subject of serious scientific research. In 2001, Prof. Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney, Australia undertook a systematic survey to determine the ins and outs of belly button fluff. Serious fluff, sorry, stuff!

Diabolical Gifts Boob Radio

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If he's a "boob" man, than this is the breast radio in the world! Geddit?! To "turn her on" and make her play louder, simply tweek the left nipple; to tune her in on either AM or FM bands, tweek the right nipple! But word of warning, don't try this on your significant other - she may like it, but she won't rock like the radio! Ideal for the office, home, backyard shed, warehouse, car mechanics - anywhere that blokes hang out!Requires 3 x AA Batteries (not included).

Flying F *k Remote Control Toy

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Now, for the first time in human history, you can actually, really, give a Flying F#*K. And just to prove it, we've included a picutre of the remote control and a video for your viewing pleasure! The Flying F#*K is a fully remote controlled flying word. (Even though we’re not fully spelling it out, we’re sure you know exactly which word we mean). Keep the Flying F#*K on your desk at work or home and launch it into the air to astound and impress your colleagues or loved ones. Makes a brilliant Executive Toy too! Made from soft-foam and controlled by a two-channel helicopter style flight system, the Flying F#*k does exactly what it says on the box. Not merely a novelty, the Flying F#*k actually flies superbly and can be trimmed for stability and flown just like a remote controlled helicopter. You don’t just loft it up into the air, you really can properly fly the Flying F#*K! Sometimes in life, things just have to be taken literally. So now you can clearly communicate to anyone whether you do, or don’t, give a Flying F#*K. This groundbreaking airborne obscenity makes the perfect gift. Now you can proudly tell someone: "I always told you I give a Flying F#*K!” It's easy to show someone you care - give a Flying F#*k today! If your loved one is feeling neglected or you really want to impress your Boss, it’s now easy to prove to them that you really do give a Flying F#*K. So - give a Flying F#*K or don’t give a Flying F#*K - it’s up to you!

Minger Power Top Trump Card Game

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Minger Power is an astounding collection of photographs following the usual 'top trumps' format. Cards have ratings of 'Special Skill', 'Style', 'Odour' and 'Ugly-O-Meter' and players are pitched against one another in a contest to see who can take all the cards from the other player. Check out Harold who has an odour of damp blankets and an overall rating of six, and Cath whose special skill is 'weasel hunting'. An entertaining, “not very nice” adult alternative to the original game sets.

Kama Sutra Playing Cards

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How are you planning to celebrate your next anniversary or Valentine’s Day? Going out for dinner? Sharing a bottle of champagne? Or perhaps you’re cooking a romantic dinner for two? How about playing cards. That’s right! These Kama Sutra Playing cards will leave your game of Gin Rummy or Black Jack positively steaming. In fact, a game of strip poker would be more appropriate! This pack of 54 standard sized playing cards feature full colour photographs of a different sexual position taken from the ancient text. For example, the Ace of Diamonds features the “Opening Flower” position; the Two of Spades shows the “Splitting the  Bamboo”. And if you're playing SNAP, remember the winner is he or she left holding all the cards! However, please be aware that these cards are necessarily explicit and those offended easily should not buy. Strictly over 18's only.