Personalised Become a Chav Gift

The Personalised Become a Chav Gift is a fun gift perfect for anyone with a sense of humour! Many of today's generation are known as 'Chav's' and now you can join them by turning yourself into one! The pack comes with a registration card for you to fill out with the recipients ASBO of your choice. Once you have filled this out with the guidelines on the example certificate which is included, your part way to becoming a Chav! Next its time to work on your Chav looks and the gift pack comes with your bling (Sovereign Ring) and England Flag tattoo to assist. Finally you can update your Chav knowledge with the Little Book of Chav's and add the 'Chav My Ride' and Chav Couture posters to your wall. When you think you look the part and know all there is to be a Chav, you can test yourself to see if you are a real one!Personalised Become a Chav gift Includes ASBO registration card Chav Sovereign Ring Chav England Flag Tattoo Little Book of Chavs X2 Chav Posters Chav Test

Personalised Beano A3 Calendar

This fabulous Personalised Beano A3 Calendar is perfect for any menace in your life as each month they get to star as 'Dennis the Menace'.Each month the recipients name replaces 'Dennis' to read (Name) the Menace and shows him getting up to trouble in classic Beano scenarios.The calendar is not only personalised with their first name, but you can also add a special message and some key dates throughout the year (Sisters Birthday or Mum and Dad Wedding Anniversary for example) and pick which month you would like the calendar to start on.Personalised Beano A3 Calendar Monthly Images January: Dennis and Gnasher Sledging February: Dennis Skiing March: Dennis and Gnasher Playing Rugby April: Dennis and Gnasher on a Mud Slide May: Dennis and Gnasher Rope Swinging June: Dennis and Gnasher Running towards trouble July: Dennis and Gnasher aiming for Walter with Catapults August: Dennis dressed as a Cowboy September: Dennis and Gnasher running from the Law October: Dennis and Gnasher on a Ghost Train November: Dennis and Gnasher having a Mud Fight December: Dennis and Gnasher dressed as Santa and Elf

Personalised Beano A4 Calendar

Not only do you get to star as Dennis, with this fantastic Personalised Beano A4 Calendar your never forget your dates and appointments again! This gorgeous calendar features 12 months of trouble and mayhem as each month your recipient's name replaces Dennis' through some classic scenarios. The Personalised Beano A4 Calendar is also personalised with their first name, and a short message from you. You can also add some memorable dates such as Dad's Birthday or Mum and Dad's Anniversary as well as selecting which month you would like this to star from.Personalised Beano A4 Calendar Monthly Images January: Dennis and Gnasher Sledging February: Dennis Skiing March: Dennis and Gnasher Playing Rugby April: Dennis and Gnasher on a Mud Slide May: Dennis and Gnasher Rope Swinging June: Dennis and Gnasher Running towards trouble July: Dennis and Gnasher aiming for Walter with Catapults August: Dennis dressed as a Cowboy September: Dennis and Gnasher running from the Law October: Dennis and Gnasher on a Ghost Train November: Dennis and Gnasher having a Mud Fight December: Dennis and Gnasher dressed as Santa and Elf

Personalised Beano Hard Back Happy Birthday Book

This fantastic Personalised Beano Hard Back Happy Birthday Book will make the perfect and unique gift to all Beano fans! The A4 hard back book comes complete with 'The Beano' and Dennis the Menaces face silver embossed on the front along with you chosen recipients name and a short message displayed in the front cover.The story is written and laid out in classic comic style and your name will appear wherever Dennis would normally. The book features your chosen Dennis causing trouble around his birthday party along with his faithful chum Gnasher, Minnie the Minx, Bash Street Kids and Walter also make an appearance along the way.At the back of this Personalised Beano Hard Back Happy Birthday Book, there are x12 classic Beano images -all of which include your name as the menace! Personalised Beano Hard Back Happy Birthday Book Information Add Any Name to become the Menace Add a special message A4 Size with embossed hard back cover Includes 12 Fabulous Beano Images

Snooze Glasses 3D Novelty Spectacles

How funny are these Snooze Glasses 3D Novelty Spectacles and make the perfect gift for someone who loves their cheeky little 40 winks.Just place on the black rimmed plastic spectacles and inside of them is a clear piece of glass to look as though there is a hologram looking 3d set of eyes which change from being shut to looking wide awake. So if you are feeling tired, or need a hangover sleep then these snooze glasses will help to stop others waking you as you will still look awake to them! They may just get a little suspicious when you don't reply to their questions or you start snoring!

Christmas Glasses

Whatever seasonal event you are attending whether it's your office Christmas party, being with family on Christmas day or even going to a hot country then these Christmas sunglasses are sure to give you lots of attention and into the Christmas spirit!The Christmas glasses have the usual two round 100% UV protections lenses but the frames are extremely fetching with their green glitter and the tops have been shaped into christmas trees complete with a sparkly gold star on the top and a couple of pom pom style baubles!These christmas glasses make the ideal secret santa, stocking filler or to be used post celebrations hangover glasses to keep things dark!

Dad The Weed Slayer Gardening Mat

There will be no disputing in the garden who this 'Dad The Weed Slayer Gardening Mat' belongs to as it is bright and has a great saying on the front! The foam knee pad is yellow in colour and reads 'Dad the Weed Slayer' and has trifid looking weed to one side. At one end there is a hole so that it can easily be carried around. This mat will be the perfect things to dave your dad's knee's whilst he is nurturing his garden!Dad The Weed Slayer Gardening Mat Dimensions 42cm (16 inches) x 18cm (7 inches)

Worlds Best Dad Bell Mug

This Worlds Best Dad Bell Mug makes a very funny novelty gift to give your dad especially if he likes a little bit of pampering and to be waited on...instead of calling out all he now has to do is ring his bell for a refill (well he can hope!)The Worlds Best Dad Bell Mug is made from glass in a tankard style shape. At the front printed in large bold black and white words is ' Worlds Best Dad' 'Ring' for a round! Attached to the handle is a traditional style bicycle bell, with a side handle for pushing and ringing!Worlds Best Dad Bell Mug MeasuresW: 13cmH: 12cmD: 8cm

Black Best Man Shooter Glass

This fantastic and fun Best Man shooter glass is the ideal way to get the party celebrations really started...however not sure if one will be enough and best to wait till after the happy take their vows! Alternatively the shooter can be given as a gift to the stag to get his celebrations really going or to give him some dutch courage for his speech!This shooter is unusual as the glass has a black finish. Featured around the bottom of the glass is a two bands of diamantes with a silver glitter finish in between each band. Above the bands is the word 'Best Man' with a bow tie design all finished in a raised silver finish.Black Best Man Shooter Glass Measures W: 5cm D: 5cm H: 9cm Please note that this item is not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use and should not be submerged in water for any length of time.

Dad Mug and Cookie Tin

What a fabulous simple little gift this makes for your special dad. Not only can he use this mug for a lovely cup of tea or coffee over and over again but the mug also comes within a cookie tin, so his favourite biscuits can be dunked or stored to save them from going soft!The tin has a funky bright green and white design around the outside which includes a design of a man trying to act cool!. There is also a verse in funky newspaper clip style writing as follows :Cool DadDad's cool, he's smart,He's brave, he's fair,He's tough enough to fightWith a polar bearHis dancing's great,He's young for his years(Well, thats what he thinksWhen he's had a few beers!Inside the tin is a bone china mug that has the same design as the tin printed around the outside.Dad Mug and Cookie Tin Measures : W: 13.5cm H: 15cm D: 9.5cm

Personalised Nerd Emotion Mug

If you're known for being a bit of a geek, then this Personalised Nerd Emotion Mug is definitely for you. This funky Nerd Emotion Mug has a picture of a round yellow face kitted out with square glasses, goofy teeth and freckles. Above and below the face this funny mug will be personalised with your name, the word 'Nerd', and your drinking preferences, so whether you have tea with milk and no sugar or hot chocolate with milk and 2 sugars, everyone will know!

Shock Safe

Keep your money safe within this shocking safe, this way your savings and personal private things will be well and truly guarded!If you don't trust anyone with your possessions just programme the shock safe with your very own 4 digit code, shut the door and they will then be protected, just don't forget or tap in the wrong number yourself!Should anyone dare to try and crack your safe and enter a wrong code they will definitely get more than they bargain for and a real 'shock' of their lives! The great thing is they will never attempt to get to your things again!Shock Safe FeaturesMoney box coin slot and collection trayFlashing LED's and sound effectsNumber keypad for your very own 4 digit security access combinationTraditional safe style handle in which to open the safeFull instructions included

The Melting Clock

The melting clock not only tells you the time but it also has an unusual design making it a fabulous focal point within any household, just place it at the end of a desk or bookshelf and time will tell if anyone notices! The clock has been designed and made to look like it is melting off the surface that it is sitting on. The outside has a shiny silver chrome case and inside are stretched looking Roman numeral style numbers. There are two hands also for telling the time and full instructions on how to set the time and how to install the x1 AA battery (sorry not included).The Melting Clock Measures:W: 12.5cmH: 15.5cmD: 14cm

Personalised Blue Happy Birthday Stars Chocolate Bar

This yummy Personalised Blue Happy Birthday Stars Chocolate Bar makes an extra special treat for someone specials birthday. The bar of milk chocolate comes wrapped in silver foil before being placed in a lovely blue keepsake outer sleeve. The front of this reads Happy Birthday followed by the name of your choice, whilst the reverse has space for your own special two line message. Both sides are then finished off with darker blue stars dotted around. Personalised Blue Happy Birthday Stars Chocolate Bar Information Milk Chocolate Bar 15cm x 6.5cm x 1cm Weight 100g May contain traces of nuts **Please Note:- Next Working Day Delivery Available If Ordered Before 1PM**

Personalised Happy Birthday Blue Dots Chocolate Bar

The Personalised Happy Birthday Blue Dotty Milk Chocolate Bar make a fun, unique way to celebrate your special day. The Milk Chocolate Bar comes in silver foil with a stylish blue and white wrapper. This wrapper has a light blue design covered with white polka dots, the front of the bar can be personalised with the recipients first name with is printed under the fixed 'Happy Birthday' text.The dotty pattern is then followed on the reverse of the Personalised Happy Birthday Blue Dotty Milk Chocolate Bar where your 2 lined special message is printed. Personalised Happy Birthday Blue Dotty Milk Chocolate Bar Information Milk Chocolate 100g Weight 15cm x 6.5cm x 1cm May Contain Nut Traces **Please Note: Next Working Day Delivery available if ordered before 1pm**